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Saw a real life salamander for the first time ever in my very own backyard 🥹

#effervescent #personal /

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if i ever write something set in the united states im just going to do zero research whatsoever and make stuff up to sound cool it’s equality

#I mean as someone from Texas… people are always doing this with Texas

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i’m obsessed with the mum from ponyo. driving single lane on a cliff edge? drift those turns in your nissan cube. husband has to work an extra shift? tell him to fuck off in morse code. pet fish turned into a child on your driveway? adopt her. town drowned in a tsunami? leave your 5 year old in charge, he’s the man of the house now

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for people who have periods, how do you keep track of when it's coming? (Feel free to edit options)

I use a tracker app

Its in my calendar

Its often a surprise

I just kinda guess

I have some other system that reminds me

#uterus will let me know 2-3 days in advance #and I know it will come the next day if I start crying listening to music in the car or on a walk lol

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I designed a new flag for Barntopia, because it’s the truth:

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Do you pick your nose?

No, it’s gross

No, it’s fine

No, but it’s great

Yes, but it’s gross

Yes, it’s fine

Yes, it’s great

Yes and I assumed everyone did

No, and I assumed no one did

#look I’m not putting judgement on it and I know for a fact everyone picks their nose #maybe 5% of people do it through a tissue… but cmon you gotta get it out lol

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reblog for easter

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its time for the tantrum hole

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Kitchen idea from the Better Homes & Gardens Decorating Book, 1975

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i knew life turned to shit when i stopped seeing the tuesday again? no problem dog every week

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“we need to teach media literacy in schools” guys was i really the only person paying attention in english class bffr

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Kiki Smith: 'Constellation' (1996)

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Before & After. I loved this 1901 Victorian in Springfield, MA before they cleaned it out and remodeled it. It's currently still off the market, was $250K and fixed up is supposedly worth $264,600. It has 7bds, 2.5ba.

Isn't this beautiful? The rounded wall and millwork- such character as soon as you walk thru the door.

I'm a pink lover, but I really liked the green and the brighter chandelier.

Actually, it had more charm with the old furniture, even w/the clutter. What made them paint the walls white with taupe trim?

There was nothing wrong with this room before. Now, it's got a modern carpet and ugly miscellaneous furniture.

The new, improved dining room.

All cleaned up.

Reconfigured kitchen looks good. I like that it still looks old.

It doesn't look like they touched the old pantry. Well, that's okay.

The stairs are pretty much the same.

I guess they didn't want to deal with replacing all this wallpaper on the stairs, though.

It really wasn't necessary to paint this room purple.

At least they left the fabulous vintage bath.

Repairs were already underway for the wonderful tower room.

So, it looks like they finished it.

This big bright room still needs some ceiling repair.

Original photo of the home.

After photos:

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/14-Fairfield-St-Springfield-MA-01108/56211172_zpid/

Before photos:

https://www.redfin.com/MA/Springfield/14-Fairfield-St-01108/home/16221635

#there are a few people amazed at the price lmao #try visiting Springfield lol and you’ll understand #when criminals had to flee nyc they ran out of gas in Springfield and just stayed there #or at least that’s the story lmao

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when i was a kid i had moments of being so fucking diabolical because i realized at some point the best way to leverage power over my family was to do shit that would make everybody late