sunnydoggy

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like fr. please let me be your spontaneous 20's/30's puppy you adopt as a couple. please please pelase please i pROMISE im a good puppy to have in your budding romance.

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I wanna sit under your desk and do silly stuff with my mouth to distract u while you work (i am chewing electrical cords)

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the stinky dog saga continues

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"umm I hope you guys know orcs would kill you if you tried to fuck them" whaaat holy shit man orcs are typically depicted as chaotic evil savages? no waaay dude, this whole time I've been eroticizing the monstrous as a deliberate critique of the racist and ableist undertones in the classical orc archetype, when I should have simply realized that elements of popular fiction are objective absolutes that can't be reexamined or remixed through the cultural lens of the ever-shifting presentttttt

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green within your blood. white soul possessing your red flesh. overflowing colors within your pain.

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Remedios Varo, "El gato helecho (The Fern Cat)", detail, oil/masonite, 1957. Museum of Modern Art, Mexico City.

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Sorry for my plush juicy hole and pathological need for attention

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I’ve heard “you remind me of my ex” more than a couple times. Good. But I’m going to show you that I’m nothing like them. Let’s watch that tv show together that you used to love before what they did. Let me take you out to that restaurant you haven’t ever been back to. Put on that album that they hated so much. Tell me everything about your special interest and I’ll actually listen with happy interest. I’ll give you all the affirmations you’ve been looking for. They didn’t appreciate you, but I will. We’ll help you replace all those bad memories with new ones. We can do it together.

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😂😂😂

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Me talking to the police the morning after my husband perished under the most peculiar circumstances: