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wild how like PCOS, endometriosis, vaginismus & hell, even frequent yeast infections are “mysterious” with no well known cause and little to no decent treatment, but we have tons of supposedly well researched body fat removal methods, about 20 different kinds of breast implants, laser hair removal, and 100 different dermatologist recommended anti aging creams. we sure had the money and brainpower to cure those “diseases”
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absolutely criminal how falling into bad habits is the easiest thing in the world while developing positive habits feels like fighting a literal war
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perhaps ripping this one little piece of skin off my lips will at last render them plump and moisturized
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Good morning to everyone but especially to this reddit user
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"people show their true colours in life threatening situations" no, they show you what they act like when they're mortally terrified, an emotion notorious for literally turning your entire brain off to the point where people who go into those situations as a profession need to be literally trained on how to not have that happen
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sunpumpkins · 22 hours
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scooby doo 2: monsters unleashed has peak interior design im so serious
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like this is the equivalent to a barbie dreamhouse to me
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sunpumpkins · 22 hours
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Loki + head tilt request by anonymous
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sunpumpkins · 22 hours
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Why do people need subtitles to watch a show in English? I don't get it. What is wrong with the ears of young people?
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sunpumpkins · 22 hours
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my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military
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sunpumpkins · 22 hours
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google is it too late? google can i still be saved? google will i be okay?
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sunpumpkins · 1 day
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No "other" option, pick from these.
We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.
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sunpumpkins · 1 day
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dude im not applying to your job on squeamix dot com.
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sunpumpkins · 1 day
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[ID: Three screencaps from Taskmaster. A bird's-eye shot shows Alex Horne and Nick Mohammed standing in a huge green field. Nick asks, "I mean how... how friendly are these horses?" The scene cuts to a horse facing directly towards the camera. Nick, who's wearing pale makeup and a long black cape, says, "I mean, will they go for me more because I'm dressed as Dracula?" End ID.]
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sunpumpkins · 1 day
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welp, somehow im glad im not the only one
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literally anything could happen to my body and if there were blood in my underwear later i would be like, "oh, that explains it". insomnia. manic episodes. stigmata. my period feels like a plausible explanation for any of these things.
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