I love being alone <- girl who has known nothing but loneliness her entire life and so has no choice but to take comfort in it
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already october. that'd freak me out if any year since 2019 had been real. luckily they haven't
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sorry if i ever act weird i was raised by an insane woman who hates me
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…. Do I even need to say their names?
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1st of september??? what the fuck. what’s next? september 2nd?? a 3rd of september???? give me a fucking break.
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horrifically real
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Boring people the second they see something a little creative,silly,experimental,or even just a little confussing: UHMM...⁉️ WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH 😂 WHAT WERE THEY SMOKING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂😭🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂😭😭🤣😂😭😂
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Me
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fuck i completely forgot i need to curl up on my couch and scroll my phone for six hours. can we reschedule
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if i had a penis i would treat it so well i would take it for walks and give it a comfortable bed to sleep on and give it treats etc
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I changed my grandfather's browser homepage to your blog and now he refuses to go on the internet
OLD MAN! If you're reading this! I am going to GET YOU
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me as a mom
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