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I can't believe it's already 2017

Guys I’m crying omg I was drunk please stop reblogging this

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please listen to ronald mcdonald saying that we are all kin

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pumps 15lb dumbell twice then drops it like its a 600lb olympic weight

this is the funniest shit ive ever read in my entire life

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here are my favourite babycenter.com poll questions from the past week

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Apple hits 1 trillion dollars

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What is with this right now

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Sputnik

doodle i did for BirbThe

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Sharks will now help us EAT THE RICH

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When you gamble on a fart and lose

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everytime I stay at a hotel I take a bite out of the soap bar to confuse the cleaning staff

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this is sooo fuckin funny

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lying on the internet: a collective, pt II

just made a virgin have her first orgasm

homestuck police officer goes into shock

my teacher is doctor who

suck it up sweet cheeks the world doesnt revolve around you

this one is like internet lie inception

the other day i was singing screamo

granny glasses! the fedora of women! (note: this is my favorite)

just me n my mom pretendng to be famous

my ringtone is the tardis sound

and then the grinch proposed to me

she left her baby and $75,000 in cash

this definitely happened (to angelina jolie)

good job i guess she was right about you

i love getting paid $472

this one has the kelso burn gif attached to it as a jpg

oooooh the pizzas sooooo good today

sir you are a true gentleman

vodka ice cubes because thats possible

its not my passport… its the constitution

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lying on the internet: a collective, pt I

girl gamer gets saved from troll by girls singing frozen

offered money for a dick pic

i then walked out like a sassy bitch

saved by a grandma from a millennial hating anti book grandpa

even the religious people clapped

everyone behind me in gamestop gasped

the entire audience cheered and i got a thumbs up

my birthday was made into a holiday

this is my neighborhood now biatch

getting mugged, then hugged

some guy tried to recruit me into isis

ive just selected three led zeppelin CDs

you look like you could kill a man

everyones slowly getting high

oppa homeless style

and then i got ten dollars -ben carson

also im giving u 100 dollars

i wish i was alive during the 40s

my son has his own gun

facebook is for whores and pundits

a reggae man took my side

also ad agencies are dumb

16 children die every 30 seonds in chik fil a