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gets a spam call but parries it flawlessly, shattering their phone

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Thanos Car wins piston cup

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Know a distraction when you see one.

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Bitches on here talk about being #feral unhinged committing arson stealing someone’s kneecaps be gay do crime or whatever yet don’t even know how to pirate movies and don’t have the guts to steal a dollar item from a big chain corporation store. You aren’t actually a “chaotic rat gremlin” you just desperately want to fit the aesthetic of your Pinterest fnf neon colored evilcore moodboard we can tell we can tell

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self discipline is so hard like. i know the sucker who's in charge...a pushover who hates authority and loves hedonism

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something I don't think people appreciate enough about Reddit is the sheer dedication tens of thousands of people can have to a good joke

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i know this is coming from a place of like intense sexual objectification and homophobia and racism not to mention the world ending efforts of big oil but unfortunately it is so funny

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i would make an excellent goon. i’d be like ”on it boss” and then i’d fuck it up instantly.

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why does literally no one talk about hozier being a flat earther lmao