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saw I trap: hey girlie! this guy is dead. but he has a key in his tummy!! could you get it out to save yourself??

saw traps II and up: preform brain surgery on yourself then eat your own arm then watch your wife be brutally murdered then melt all your skin off with this acid then kill 7 innocent bystanders. you have 45 seconds. now you'll think twice about taking antidepressants.

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He's a bit grumpy.

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enemies-to-lovers really hits for me when the characters have a type of chemistry you can only feel between a final girl and a slasher monster. it's about the tension, the obsession, the will they-won't they (murder each other).

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Hello.

As I'm sure you've noticed by now, you have been strapped to a chair. Hovering inches away from your face is a device filled with hundreds of spinning parts and sharp blades- ...what? ...No, I didn't "steal this from the FNAF movie". I did it first. I've been putting people in torture chairs for years. Know your horror history.

Anyways, as you will see right now, Billy is cycling towards you- ...NO, he's not an animatronic, he's a puppet. There's a difference. Now, Billy is cycling- ...NO, NOT like the Five Nights at Freddy's puppet! There are other puppets in existence!!! What is your problem!!! You're completely disrespecting my art form!!! Shut up!!! Shut up!!! Shut up!!!

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Just cut the tip of my tongue on a shard of the lollipop i was eating, like some sort of willy wonka saw trap

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I want the vamps from Near Dark and Lost Boys to meet just so that both groups can walk away thinking “damn those guys were losers” and they’d both be right.

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Love the part in Evil Dead 2 where Jake is being dragged into the cellar and Annie is trying to drag him out by the legs, but even when she's getting hit by a torrent of blood she's still pulling, like

Girl he's soup

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Spooky season is almost there...who you gonna call?

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more heisy baybee!

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Ash Evil Dead

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born to be a 90s teenager working at blockbuster, who recommends customers the weirdest goriest horniest movie they have ever seen. forced to post on letterboxd.

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Its not easy being green leon s. kennedy

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if michael myers and laurie strode were normal

we’re BACK with ANOTHER myers siblings post guys SMASH the LIKE BUTTON and FOLLOW for more 🚨

also highly recommend this very engaging halloween retrospective i watched while drawing this

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Based on that twt trend

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