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survivorcd · 3 months
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" Unfortunately, they are not a myth. There are some whacked out people on this planet. Who likes cottage cheese? Wanna know my favorite conspiracy? Flat earth. Back in college, I actually used to run a blog about flat earth. It was called Skate Flat Earth. Everyone thought it was funny since I studied astrophysics. I don't actually believe the world is flat, the blog was just funny."
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  〝      i thought evolution deniers were a myth.   like king arthur,   or people who like cottage cheese.      〞 @survivorcd
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survivorcd · 3 months
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"I just don't trust most people, so when it comes to them doing something bad, I assume it's for deceitful reasons. That's okay. That's what I'm here for. I am really good at tracking down what someone's true intentions are, even if I can get conspiratorial at some points. But that's why people love me. If strange is suddenly a crime, I should probably be jailed."
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"   i wonder if it's someone working for him. i mean, as long as i've been here, things have seemed more    ...   ineffectual, than insidious. but i also have a pretty bad track record as a judger of intentions. he is pretty strange.   "  
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survivorcd · 3 months
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"No one. I am fun. Did you need something or are you just here to bother me today?"
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               “   me-ow,  who pissed in your cheerios today,  dottie?  jesus christ,  be fun for two minutes of your life.   ”
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survivorcd · 3 months
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"Sure, but I really need specifics before I can do anything about it. I should probably do some more digging. Does anyone trust the mayor in any town? They're usually the first person that's corrupt."
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"   i mean, nothing specific. but, hey, maybe there's some merit in it   —   i'm pretty sure every politician does shady stuff with taxpayer dollars.   "
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survivorcd · 3 months
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"It's not early. Everyone else is just late." He rolls his eyes. "Besides, I've had a rough week."
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  〝 starting early, are we?  〞 beat. 〝 rough week?  〞
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survivorcd · 3 months
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"Area 51? No, anyone with any common sense knows that they really keep the interesting stuff in Area 52."
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  〝 you're not one of 'em people who tried to break into area 51 then?  〞
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survivorcd · 3 months
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"Does getting a master's degree in astrophysics and then becoming a radio host count as unknown? If not, I'm not sure how much more wild I can get."
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  〝 ripley, don't you have that feeling? that life is telling you to take a wild, impulsive jump into the unknown? 〞  @survivorcd
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survivorcd · 3 months
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"Be serious for two minutes of your life would you?"
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               “   please  don't  make  me  strangle  you,  dottie.   ”     +    @vcided
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survivorcd · 4 months
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@anoetics
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"I heard some rumor about the mayor doing shady stuff with tax payer's dollars, but I think it's fake because it was just some idiot Karen. You haven't heard anything?"
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survivorcd · 4 months
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@cotiere
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These past few weeks had been rough for Gleb. It didn't seem like he could catch a break and he was honestly kind of tired of what little the small town life offered him. But he wouldn't leave. "Just let me drink in peace," he muttered, hearing footsteps.
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