the constitution makes specific reference to how samuel alito can will and must gargle my dick and balls
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“what’s the song of the summer” ?? it’s DANCING IN THE DARK by bruce springsteen for the 38th year in a row
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shakespeare was at his most intelligent when poking fun at and poking holes in what was modern entertainment and storytelling. which is fascinating because he was in fact a very enthusiastic participant in modern entertainment and storytelling
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tumblr psa: dont use ouija boards!!! you never know what kind of spirits you’re inviting into your life
me: nice try but none of u can stop me from using this glow in the dark hasbro piece of garbage 2 ask oscar wilde for fashion advice
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like not to act like it's 2014 but hamlet was written like a million years ago and people on here are still like "that's my friend hamlet". marveling at this and loving it
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Mark Rothko 1903-1970
Green on Blue (Earth-Green and White) 1954
Oil on canvas
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is it a dealbreaker if a guy is anti-stratfordian?
absolutely. anti-stratfordianism is the shakespeare scholarship equivalent of being a republican
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Medieval Gold Heart-shaped Brooch with sword clasp, c. 1400.
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t-shirt that reads "do not forget you are an animal"
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Dan Levy is giving elementary school art project but I love it
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enjoys religious imagery but in an objectifying way
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today i found out that victor hugo has had more sex than possibly almost any other human that has lived on this planet.
he had so much sex his biographers straight up gave up trying to document all of his sexual partners. he was reported to fuck up to 3-9 times a day. He had a secret sex diary written in code. He had “official” and “unofficial” mistresses. One estimate was that he had ~200 sexual partners in two years.
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