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normalize flopping. it’s ok to fail baby. sexy even

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play the violin kris~

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I keep seeing barbie blorbo memes saying “this ken is a mass murderer” “this ken does drugs” “this ken is so special” like no you don’t understand. Gender is irrelevant. If your blorbo is special and unique your blorbo by definition is a barbie, not a ken.

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im so good at misinterpreting lyrics so they fit blorbo from my shows

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no context dual destinies

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! VINDICATION !

there is now a post going around making fun of the post you found annoying but didn't want to get into an argument about

REWARD: mild sense of satisfaction, cuntiness +2%

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Apollo: meets some guy three or four times

Apollo: takes it upon himself to pull the darkness out of him

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i know the lost turnabout is a first case that's just meant to re-introduce players to the mechanics of the game but two things always struck me about it. one is that mia died from being struck on the head and barely even a year later phoenix potentially could've died the exact same way if that one witness guy (i'm not looking up his name) had struck him any harder so it creates this horrible "like mentor like student" situation only with. death. instead of mannerisms. and the second thing is that when stripped of his memories phoenix is proven to naturally be a person who suspects more than he trusts. like really at first he doesn't trust maggey at ALLLLL he's constantly giving her these suspicious looks and being like "how could you not have done it?? here's a bunch of evidence that proves you did it!!!" even when maggey insists over and over again that she didn't do it. and it always gets me thinking about how phoenix said at the end of 1-4 that if he had known larry was the one who stole his lunch money he would've been a prosecutor instead of a defense attorney. idk just!!! thoughts

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cat who hacksd the no fly list literally my hero

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Every time I see this collage I think, "ah yes - the big three"

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Legacy

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I think a fundamental aspect (though not the only one) of why a lot of twitter people failed in their attempt to come to tumblr is that plenty of them are in the “sassy banter” part of the tech tree, where they think that hitting someone with a sitcom zinger is the biggest own possible, but tumblr is on the “kill yourself” part of the tree, which is the hard counter to that.

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No smoking

English added by me :)

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*exports you as a jpeg* *and turns the quality waaaaay down*

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wait what