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you should be able to say “fuck if i know” to customers

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did erik die genuinely

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some classic shenanigans to celebrate the end of my reread wooooo

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Skyrim's late-game power-fantasy-creep is so funny even by fantasy standards. Like, it's hilarious how it feels like it completely steamrolls everything else. By the end of the game you're:

the Chosen One

dragonslayer

Archmage of the only magic college in the kingdom

leader of a group of werewolf paladins (or alternatively a literal Vampire Lord)

vampire slayer

minor nobility of literally every county in the kingdom (and one not in the kingdom)

high ranking soldier of a faction of the civil war

personal conduit and champion for like a dozen various deities and gods

leader of an ancient and forgotten dragon-slaying warband

master of the thieves guild

leader of a group of serial killers

protector of the entire kingdom

member of a bard's college

Like imagine a person existing that had all these titles and also the actual lived experience to back it up.

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“the folk adore cardan, and they’re terrified of my sister. two excellent things.”

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cardan and jude ♔

idk if i like this but whatever

this will also be available to buy on my inprnt so stay tuned 🫶🏻

(based on dolce&gabbana 2006 fall/winter collection cover by Steven Meisel)

characters by Holly Black

#GOOD HEAVENS

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the high king of elfhame: best known for leaving the fighting to his wife

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Jude: *falls from ceiling*

all of Elfhame: clap her in chains!

Cardan:

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When Vincent- he- when VINCENT and LOVELY, when they are both feral and open and free and unafraid and they can be THEMSELVES in their full vampire power without hiding anything and without a crowd to be polite for when they can just be silly weird losers and lovers and passionate and intense and super hot, God they are a power fucking couple. The change from him being so shy and cautious, not wanting to upset or trigger Lovely, to him feeling like he messed things up for them... and now they're just living the vampire royal life... God fucking bless the true OGs

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Vincent: He's not just self-centered. He's a

HATEFUL,

JUDGEMENTAL,

ARROGANT

PRICK who

TRIED TO STRANGLE ME when I told him I wasn't going to take his

VERBAL BULLSHIT anymore.

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disgruntled vincent for tonight

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everytime vincent giggles an angel gets its wings

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Iceland by happy.apple

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ID: A youtube comment with 11 likes by Niceone, it says "I've lived 46 years without knowing this. How nice of life to save some of the best bites for later." End ID.

Normally, people tend to get frustrated, even jokingly, if they miss out on something. This comment was on a song from 1974 and it made me smile quite much. Simply appreciative. Like a dessert after dinner.

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#me if you even care…

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