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google search Beautiful rocks near me

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if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

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its so sad that radfem just means transphobe and not like. this

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everyone's doomed by the narrative bitch let's get you some fruit

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are they really “fem presenting” or do they just have boobs. are they really “masc presenting” or do they just have facial hair

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not now kitten, daddy's about to have a mental breakdown from seeing the prices at the grocery store

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just cause the wrapper is wrinkled doesnt mean the candy aint sweet 😉

this sounds like something that one really horny golden girl would say

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Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!

Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.

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who can relate

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it's such a bummer that losing control of your emotions only makes the entire situation worse in really embarrassing personal ways. losing control of my emotions should give me pyrokinesis.

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I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

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learning that people want you in their lives is a skill you can develop if it does not come naturally