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hey hey hey

Assigning you a song that makes white people go nuts (from experience)

#africa by toto lol

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#first one reminds me of rene villon the little baked chicken

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the m in m*a*s*h stands for mpreg part 2 (because of the sheer quantity)

season 4 bonus: in literally his first conversation with bj

part 1

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When I was younger and researching the autism diagnosis criteria and symptoms, I thought “oh I couldn’t POSSIBLY be autistic.” Because when I read “takes everything literally” I thought it literally meant EVERYTHING and I was like “I don’t take EVERYTHING literally, just most things!” And I just realized the other day that it didn’t actually mean EVERYTHING and that was an overstatement.

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#angry and empathetic whispering UNLESS they’re Crowley from good omens in which case it’s both

the most correct answer tbh

I am about to go to sleep but I am watching something that made me wonder-- when you read that a character "hisses" what do you think?

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The very fact that every TOS reboot is afraid to depict the closeness between Kirk and Spock in the same way it was depicted originally is a devastating reinforcement of how gay that shit was

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As a kid, when your parents are poor, you're poor. If they don't have money, that means none of you have money. But if someone's parents are rich, that doesn't necessarily mean the kid is. Sometimes rich peoples' kids aren't rich kids, they're just some rich freak's exotic pets that can talk but aren't allowed to.

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When you accidentally remove the load-bearing pierogi and the entire contents of the freezer come spilling out

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literally 

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Relevant as ever

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Felt like doing something picture book like.

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Someone called me a weirdo for always taking pics of my corgi's butt. This is how I responded...

(Source)

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I cant believe this tweet is how I find out

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The fact that homelessness is controversial tells you everything you need to know about conservatives.

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I am about to go to sleep but I am watching something that made me wonder-- when you read that a character "hisses" what do you think?