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Sinner’s finale ✨

*dusts off this account* I keep forgetting that I have a tumblr lmao

#genshin impact. #😭😭😭😭

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Brienne spending most of asos w Jaime sobbing on the back of the horse shaved bald and covered in shit and next book she’s imagining their wedding. ppl like ‘she could do better’ she doesn’t want better she wants That

#i support women’s rights and women’s WRONGS (brienne wanting jaime carnally while he’s out there looking like a rat dying from sepsis)

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no im not even kidding ive just seen a TikTok that appears to reason that Jaime and Brienne are sexually attracted to each other but in a platonic way. that they are into each other but incompatible with intimacy it would be wrong for them. they are a romantic beauty and the best but in a platonic way. DO YOU PEOPLE UNDERSTAND HOW RIDICULOUS YOU SOUND I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE

#for every ‘jb shouldn’t have sex bc it’ll ruin the purity of their relationship’ take posted on the internet jb WILL be having #raw dirty nasty sex on the bed on the floor on the desk outside in the mud in the bath etc etc etc.

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at my sketchbook. straight up “drawing it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. Nothing

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keep seeing the yuri ship from dungeon meshi in my fyp...

#i should start it....

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#jaime

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literally shri’iia:

#her to lae’zel and shadowheart as if she didn’t have a full mental breakdown after breaking her oath:

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Embracing my demons. French kissing them. Might fuck them.

#yves 😧

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Yeah my boyfriends pretty coooool but hes not as cool as meeeeeeeee!!! Cause im a Brooklyn baaaaaaaaaaaaabyyyy. im a Brooklyn. baaaaaaaaby.

#yeah….

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Barbie (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig

#shri’iia is literally barbie

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my durge/bhaal poto agenda continues when i just remembered there's that little boat you can take in the sewers to go to the bhaal temple

#christine yves being lead down the sewers and on that boat when she's hearing bhaal's call yupppp #to me the durges are a voice / or a song that sounds so sweet and inviting ... and when yves leans into the durge it feels like a warm hug #filling her up .. making her feel whole .. it is something so beautiful that it must be cherished..! alas when she leans into it #she's out there killing people lol. #shut up about bg3. #bg3 spoilers

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#wait real

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I can’t let motherfuckers know I got desires or they’ll think I suck

#brienne:

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dead three era yves had the nastiest temper btw.... usually she is so mild and bored about everything her face is constantly like ^_^ but when something ticks her off, even if it's something so insignificant, she just screams and throws a tantrum, stabbing the thing that's closest to her which is usually fel, sometimes orin. but after her little fit she goes back to ^_^ like nothing happened. i imagine gortash got used to her tantrums but not ketheric...

#yves who just does things for the fun of it bc everything is so boring to her.... #she's been made to experience the euphoria bhaal grants every time you kill for his name over and over nothing compares to it anymore... #everything is so bland and boring... there's nothing worth feeling compared to bhaal's love... she is so terribly bored and whelmed that #she sets up little murder mysteries around the gate to see if anyone can figure it out ... watch them scurry like little rats #bc the only thing better than killing is to get away with it even if the clues are so obvious...!!!!! #and that part ^ of her seeps in in act 1 after the first durge scene bc she blames astarion for killing the bard then giggles abt it after #like suddenly it so funny and fun and she wants to do it again!!! but pause. wtf. that's kind of deranged... so once again she's alarmed by #how morbid her thoughts are. and how fun it seems. gotta act normal again or else they'll get the ick .... #shut up about bg3. #bg3 spoilers

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durge immediately after killing ketheric:

#the dark urge #orin #bg3 #bg3 spoilers #mine. #this is a warning and a threat btw #honestly the cutest yves has ever looked… look at that smile..!!!!

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act 1 shri’iia/astarion dynamic where she just walks away every time he tries to hit on her makes me cackle. love pressing the leave option anytime it’s available with her bc I imagine the moment she senses someone is abt to beg for her help (for free????) or someone is gonna clown on her she just straight up leaves 😭😭

#i have to draw early act 1 shri’iia….. first couple of days she is more reclusive and quiet bc she’s figuring out what she should do and if #she can trust these people or not… also she is so scared and paranoid out of her mind she can’t even trance properly #and she can’t communicate well either she’s not fluent in the surface language so there’s a lot of frustration and fear from her …. #only in the third day where she has a better grasp of the situation and the other’s characters that she starts to play up her persona #bc if she doesn’t know how to get back and sticking w the herd is her best bet of survival… she might as well start using these people and #getting them in her side just in case something happens .. she can always get rid of them when they’re not useful anymore 🤭 #<- was her line of thought but somewhere down in the underdark lolth is like girl are you fucking stupid #shut up about bg3.

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literally we don’t talk about how brienne was comparing every man she meets to jaime. she’s literally like, well you’re NO jaime lannister unprompted like what was the reason???? she’s so down bad it’s embarrassing like get UP omg….

#people don’t make fun of brienne’s crush enough like it’s SO bad for her she’s out there replacing renly with jaime in her dreams #her most precious memory of receiving renly’s rainbow cloak being replaced with jaime putting the cloak around her shoulders….. #an act of marriage. even. girl….