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Sweater Weather (Acoustic) | The Neighbourhood

i like the acoustic better than the original. it was how i imagined how this song should’ve sounded the first time I heard it.

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Random Edit - 200/?

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Don’t mess with Gimli

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“I’m scared of Ryan even more than I was.”

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this one time I ran a red light on mistake and I didn’t notice it was red until it was too late so I just ran the light screeching like an angry pterodactyl the entire time

a cop was at the intersection so he pulled me over and when he came up to my window he was wheezing cause he was laughing so hard and he said

“ok so i know you ran a red light and that’s really bad and you should never do it again but i’m not gonna give you a ticket cause that was the funniest thing i’ve ever seen and my partner can’t get out of the car cause he’s laughing so hard he’s about to pee himself”

i forgot that i’d had my window open when i ran the red light and the cop told me that all he heard from my car was this really high-pitched “screeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”

and that’s how i got out of getting a ticket for running a red light

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Important episodes of Game Grumps

Ninjabread Man (The D Club)

Gundam: Battle Assault 2 (Big Zam)

Sonic ‘06: Catharsis - Part 85 (IT’S NO USE!)

Dennis the Menace (GET OUTTA HERE!)

Amazing Frog? (It’s my crown!)

Sonic ‘06: WHAT IS THIS? - Part 20 (You gotta draw the line somewhere!  Also, AAAAAAAAAAARIIIIIIIIN!)

Endless Ocean (Hayley Westenra, also everything)

Plok (I’ve been diddled again!)

Journey to Silius: Sad Hoshi - Part 5 (Well, Sad Hoshi)

B.O.B. (Surprise podcast!)

Wheel of Fortune: Lose a Turn - Part 1 (Exactly what it says.)

Ribbit King: A Round of Frolf - Part 1 (You need Frolf in your life.)

I’m trying to compile the essentials, so please send me suggestions!

Suggested by nexusphantasm: Jackal: Part 3 0 I Got It (Arin’s Breakdown)

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Because this is important and I saw that no one made an audio post about this yet.

From The Patch #50

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please read this oh my god

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This is the type of cat that would try to sell me magical potions in the woods.

I’d buy them all.

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Ahead of the British general election on May 7th, Game of Thrones anarchist-in-chief – and first-time voter – Maisie Williams has a message for the youth of today.  [x]

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My cat loves watching the water fill up in the bathtub and now he’s refused to leave.

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How to Properly Open Doors 101

I’m out.

Bonus: 

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Destroy the idea that in gay couples one has to be masculine and one has to be feminine to imitate heterosexuality

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I have an idea for a social experiment. I started using OKcupid a month or so back, and in order to see what other guys were doing, to see what I was “Up against”, I asked a female friend of mine to join up as well, and send me the sort of messages she received. Unsurprisingly, things got pretty creepy pretty quickly, and I felt bad for having convinced her to do it. So i gave her a picture of my face doing something odd, and told her she could send it to anyone who was particularly creepy.

It started out as a joke, but then she told me that she had sent it to at least 20 guys, and they had fucked right off immediately, either thinking she was a man, that she was “Spoken for”, or just because they didn’t expect it. It was both highly amusing and depressing that my face had become a sort of symbol of her ability to say “NO” and be listened to, but it gave me an idea. I’m interested to see if other women who are also having these troubles on the internet, and are tired of dealing with them rationally and instead just want to fuck around, would be game to also send that pic of my face to unwanted admirers. My last name is Middleditch, so perhaps we can call it “Getting Ditched” (Or MiddleDitched, I’m not that fussed).

Anyway, here is the picture, I hope you consider this worthy of your time. And perhaps, if this somehow takes off, I’ll get to see more responses from unsuspecting Fellows.

All the best

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. YES. You are an excellent human being for thinking of this and being cool with your photo getting sent out to creeps and douchenozzles. 

READERS! Consider sending the above photo the next time you get an awful OKC message, and pretty please tell me how it goes. 

I love this, thank you for sharing!

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aphroditehell

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snurger (snail burger)