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There’s a fine line between the wild and the tame, between Alaska and us. Me? I gotta have my- my music and my books. No matter how urbane we humans become, something in us still longs for the- for the virgin forest. So, good luck, Buck. You’re out there for me and for all of us.
Dear, sweet, Littlefoot, do you remember the way to the Great Valley? I guess so. But why do I have to know if you’re going to be with me? I’ll be with you. Even if you can’t see me. What do you mean I can’t see you? I can always see you.
the line “your worst sin is that you’ve betrayed and destroyed yourself for nothing” is so raw you’d think it’s from a destiel fanfic or even hetalia but it’s actually from dostoyevskys crime and punishment
reasons you should love chris "in the morning" stevens
unassuming
thoughtful
if you ask him a question he will take a Long Ass Time to answer it but will do so in the most thorough way possible, probably quoting walt whitman in the process
shy about compliments
wears bandannas unironically
big glasses
Very Tall and Gangly
lives in an airstream on the lake
makes huge copper sculptures based on the alaskan wilderness
the original hipster
his voice could lull you to sleep
big disaster bi vibes
is a high school dropout but knows more about philosphy, religion, literature, psychology, art, world cultures, and history than you ever will
will indiscriminately sleep with anyone who wants it because he likes everyone
alternatively, will throw down with anyone who provokes him because he just likes fighting?
he was ordained as a marriage official by the rolling stone