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I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn

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I could NOT be in feudal Japan. Here are some reasons why

I wasn’t born then.

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Sam Wolfe Connelly

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so trans people should just be allowed to murder whoever they want?

your brain could revolve inside a peanut shell for a thousand years without touching the sides

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there are way too many silver laptops where the hell are the pink ones and purple ones and green ones. come on

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August 19, 1960 – Soviet space dogs Belka and Strelka became the first canines to fly in space and return safely to Earth. (via)

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me whenever i see a doomed/tragic/angsty sibling dynamic

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phantom manor, 2009

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Straight guy one beer in: I can’t wait to have a wife

Straight guy two beers in: (to slightly effeminate guy friend) c. Cana I pleleaaase get you pregannt

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Anthony Hopkins & Timothy Dalton THE LION IN WINTER (1968) dir. Anthony Harvey

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Vintage wind-up toy bear (USSR, 1920s-30s)

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i love having adult horse girl friends. I’ll send them a 100x100px crunchy ass jpeg of a random brown horse and be like “thought of u🐴” and I can literally feel their sims relationship bar fill up in real time

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retiring to your chambers >>>>>>