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love the word “rapscallion”. like not only are you a rascal but you’re also kind of spring onion about it too

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i rise from the dead to come out as transgender and more into world of warcraft than i want to admit

#ask me about my wow ocs I have two

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Elf cooking show: First person helmetcam of a an elf hunting and killing a deer with their bare hands. They sing a lullabye to the deer before they snap it's neck and prepare a side salad.

Dwarf cooking show: America's Test Kitchen but even more rigorous. 20 minutes of discussing how to maintain precise heat just to boil water.

Halfling cooking show: Great British Bake Off with soap-opera levels of internal drama. Everyone is stoned off their ass.

Orc cooking show: Edible mythbusters. The contestants must make bbq with a live dragon. People straight up die sometimes.

Goblin cooking show: Goblins don't really understand the concept of restaurants, but they have a show like Diners Dive ins and Dives for rooting through people's trash.

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to all iphone stopwatch speedrunners...

yeah

its over.

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cis men are so weak. "waaah im losing my hair" take estrogen about it

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Unmute !

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thanks davinki twins..... i needed that great post keep it up guys

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Is being a Tumblr-famous-person a hard job?

Think of what a marine goes through, and then quadruple it

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"kill them with kindness" wrong, chain lightning.

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Im hopelessly in love with someone I’m not physically attracted to

I don’t give a fuck

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i love juice

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What's your jacking off technique

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taking otc uti medication is transmasc coded

#cystex my beloved #be poppin these bitches once a month

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I got THE worst possible Tumblr ad