I thought dreams were supposed to be eluding to little issues you have internally, things you're worried about
I keep having full-blown realistic interactions I'm either never going to have or am dreading and I'm constantly waking up sweating profusely
Also I keep having nightmares about something happening at my job and it has me anxious, I drive big 'ol trucks for a living and I've dreamt about going over a cliff, the truck exploding, falling asleep and running someone over, being chased by one
Why.
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I’m not allowed back in church after god caught me hotboxing the confessional booth ✊✊💨 I told him “god, if you don’t want me smoking weed, then why the hell did you make this shit so dank???”👀👀 god paused for a sec, looked me dead in the eye, and said “my son, im not mad at you for blazing it…I’m mad at you for not passing that shit!!”🙏🙏🙏🙏🙌🙌🙌🙌 lololol 🍁🍁 send 2 420 ppl or U will never smoke kush again !!!!!!!!!!!!
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WH47 7H3 FUCK 7H3YR3 D01N'
G0D5 OF D00M.
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happy fur twenty
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Happy 413 you homestucks
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and so we return with a troll lineup on 2024
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the cashier at barnes & noble just gave me this duck at checkout and they said “i give these to children and people with a certain vibe.”
floored to know something about me aligns with this duck
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:33 < day 19!
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cronus execution live
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cronus execution live
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lil lineup or something… was mostly meant for me but i liked how they turned out
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ATTENTION EVERYONE!!!!!
The person who reblogged this from me needs a hug. Reblog to hug the previous person. 💕
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