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a stud in black leather on a black motorcycle just revved their engine at me and thank god I tore my demonic uterus out ages ago because I think that would have finally knocked me up

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a cow and i have probably shared the same thought about how the sun hits the wild grass

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Guinea Pigs Eating a Grass Field

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what the fuck is wrong with you i want you so bad

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you should be able to say "line" if you don't know what to say in a social situation

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Mountain man in mountain land

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mononymous. Really fucking scary word i just found out about. Like ok here’s just the same fucking letter over and over again. Something has got to give!!!

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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

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just asked my professor if he wants to feature on a song LMFAO

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WORLD WAS GONNA END IN 2012 BUT 2 YEARS LATER STILL MASTURJACKING MY MEATUMS WHO IS FUCKIN WITH ME?

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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

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the jerk store called. and they said. sorry wrong number. i love you

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you know how sometimes you see a shape from a distance and hope it's a cat or other small pettable animal. but it turns out to be just a plastic bag or something. well that's sort of what just happened to me, except for some reason i decided it must be a gargoyle statue someone had decided to abandon on the side of the road. so i think i may have just had a truly unique human experience.

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Just be silly bro please. You're forgetting your whimsy, this isn't you.

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yes i posted this on my other blog but you know what it goes here too

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it's actually really embarrassing how you're trying to flee my haunted castle right now