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May the starsheep bring you home

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porn isn't evil or misogynistic you just grew up culturally christian and are scared of sex

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Sorry for being incapable of answering a question without like 900 "It dependssss" prefaces. Unfortunately too many things depend on too many things

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Chiefcake is attacking my legs as I hobble

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I love him so much

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I think my tone of voice on stream tends to be pretty laid back and disinterested and I promise that's not because I'm bored I'm just monotone because of the tism please forgive

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"There's no wildlife here. The land is barren and stripped from farming chemicals"

I just saw two blue herons fly super low over our house, which means they've been fishing in the creek behind us, which means there's fish there. Which means there's bugs to feed the fish and algae to feed the bugs, which means the water and soil is worth something damnit.

Yes, I'm sorry the suburb isn't the grand, sweeping swath of uninhabited land that you so desperately crave but would learn to loathe, but saying that the land here is barren and that there's no wildlife here and that there's nothing to salvage- that's a You problem. Nature might be struggling, but against all odds it is at least trying.

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it's not natural for candy to be $3.49. candy is supposed to be one dollar

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My boyfriend prefers his mattresses firm, and I need a soft mattress. He prefers his food temperate while I like my food hot and spicy. This is another good reason to not have a kid, because even if the kid averages out and prefers everything in the middle, there's the risk of some blonde bitch breaking into our house to rummage through our stuff.

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it's me boy, the medieval scribe speaking to you inside your brain. listen to me boy. draw in the margins of your notes instead of paying attention

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i'm sorry but this is the only submission to this trend that i'll consider giving any thought to

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by next year the message button will be removed entirely and your only form of communication will be gifting nitro

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i love it when people like “omg [story] copied [other story]” and then list the steps of the heroes journey