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every person can feel freddie’s presence in their souls when they sing MAMAAAAAA UUHHHH, I DONT WANNA DIE, I SOMETIMES I WISH I’VE NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALL with all the air in their lungs i’m not joking

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I really dislike Kawaii Future Bass or whatever this genre is called so I made it sound shitty with a bunch of random samples.

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somewhere, i hope there is a pregnant person preparing to do a pregnancy reveal on the objectively funniest day of the year to do that

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a lady... she has a secret admirer (s?) who keep leaving her flowers

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#sage

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He’s a musician

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crochet snail 🧶

#yARN SNAIL

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My family has started calling my cat "the beast" which is very funny considering she's a 19yo arthritic old lady who needs help up and down the stairs. Not to mention she doesn't really meow any more, just sits and stares at you, and im the only one who can reliably guess what she wants, so my parents are constantly messaging me "The beast awakens... I know not what she desires 😥😥" i feel like the chosen prophet of an eldritch god

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your cum does not impress me dr watson

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Worship of the Female Form by Alméry Lobel-Riche

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imagine being born in the ace attorney universe with a name like Rick R. Mortis and just knowing you are not built to last

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Do nawt ask me about the guardian mermaids ocs of my minecraft world cuz I will not shut up

Ft Hush from @moonuru and Uta @iridescentinkangel

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Your daily reminder

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I will be like "I'm fine" and then another fucking event will occur