#//...i get the feeling that candy is like th hot baby sitter and dk like yes B)

[simiansmoke]

@softbanax0

“Whaaaat? You kinda asked for it.”

The female Kong replied with a rather smug expression, seemingly proud of what she has done. Moral of the story? ‘Never let your guard down’ and that's what she taught him.

"I didn't ask for none of that!" He growls, scooting a little aways from her to protect his precious rib meat. Damn it's real sensitive.

"...oh yeah?" Never let your guard down huh? While he was pretending (totally) to be a little soft boy, he was really waiting for his chance! Shoulders wiggling, he LEAPS....and lands on her with a whumpfh!!

"Say what~?" An evil grin plastered itself on him as he gives her cheek a couple of fond pats.

"Wanna fi-ght~?" AKA...playful kong wrestling.

#//sorrrrrry cand im tryna stop the perverts from talking aboutmy ass #softbanax0 #//weird shit be happenin' lmao #//...i get the feeling that candy is like th hot baby sitter and dk like yes B) #//but rly she has to take care of his stupid ass #//you can call her stacy ~~~~~~~~~~~~