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[wackywoohooborschtman]

Consider this a mini starter call: Cap at 6?

They’ll more or less be lyric based and rather short, though the thread can grow longer--I’ve got no qualms about doing para on here, just wanna get back on the writing bike for Childe is all.

Remember to specify muse(s) if you are a multimuse, thank you.

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[eleventhenforcer-a]

Uhhhhh 6 cap one-liner starter call, they’ll be ripped straight from lyrics since I’m still getting the hang of writing Childe with people outside of little headcanons!

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[wackywoohooborschtman]

I was worried I’d have issues writing him after so long, but honestly--It’s like getting back on a bike

A very murderous, fight-happy, Blood Knight oriented bike

#I say as If I know what getting back on a bike feels like when I don't know how to ride one #;;Off duty. Leave a message with the Fatui. [OOC] #Anyway hello all!!

[wackywoohooborschtman]

Lyric one-liner, no cap?

Please specify muse(s) if you are a multi, or if you have a specific verse in mind for the boy!

#Gonna work on an ask banner for the boy in a hot second #;;Off duty. Leave a message with the Fatui. [OOC]

[wackywoohooborschtman]

the moments where Childe’s smile does not reach his eyes are honestly the most terrifying

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[wackywoohooborschtman]

Touya: Fighting is bad

Childe: Murder is a valid answer and there is nothing more serotonin inducing than beating someone into the dirt when they actually dare think they can defeat you

Touya:

Childe: :)

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[wackywoohooborschtman]

Still love that Childe really deadass said “So? What’s wrong with that?” when someone vents that he might in fact just be a living weapon

#;;Off duty. Leave a message with the Fatui. [OOC] #Childe here like #'Living weapon? I'd love that wanna trade'

[wackywoohooborschtman]

If bad, why sexy

#the answer is I believe in Childe supremacy #;;Off duty. Leave a message with the Fatui. [OOC]

[wackywoohooborschtman]

I can’t believe Mr. Fight Boner who is a punch-clock villain who has absolutely made people eat the dirt for fun is telling Touya how to think before he speaks

#;;Off duty. Leave a message with the Fatui. [OOC] #I'M /LIVING/

[wackywoohooborschtman]

@bloodofmysword replied with:

Okay but how do we go about provoking him to this state-

i MEAN LUMINE MANAGED TO GET THAT REACTION FROM NOT GIVING HIM WHAT HE WANTED REGARDING HIS WORK SO--

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[wackywoohooborschtman]

Childe during debt collection or shady ass Fatui work: I sleep

Childe, after someone can manage a fight against him wanting to throw hands who isn’t even involved with work: REAL SHIT?

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[wackywoohooborschtman]

Happy Whale Day! 

May you empty your wallets for his sake!

#;;Off duty. Leave a message with the Fatui. [OOC] #ONLY YOU CAN MAKE C6 CHILDE REAL

[wackywoohooborschtman]

>Sends some memes >Put some (gentle) threats in 

#;;Off duty. Leave a message with the Fatui. [OOC] #I know my best friend I must be cautious

[wackywoohooborschtman]

#sobs i'M JUST SO HAPPY THAT CHILDE IS STILL WELL RECEIVED??? #MY PORTRAYAL OF HIM IN PARTICULAR??? #I MISSED WRITING HIM A LOT #;;Off duty. Leave a message with the Fatui. [OOC]

[wackywoohooborschtman]

In all hilarity of my comment, I said that

Buuuut we all know Yoko Taro is the current reigning king of that area

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[wackywoohooborschtman]

@bloodofmysword replied with:

I am /THRIVING/ i love Childe so much

ME TOO I JUST??? BRUH, OF ALL PEOPLE TO TELL YOU THAT BUT ON THE OTHER HAND

KINDA HITS EVEN HARDER IF HE’S THE ONE TELLING YOU

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