#[ answered: ic. ] sir. agent coulson of s.h.i.e.l.d. is on the line. / i'm not in. i'm actually out.

[coreius]

Tag drop 1.

#[ ooc. ] you can call me anytime. i'll put you on hold. i like to watch the line blink. #[ ic. ] you experience things. then they're over and you still can't explain 'em? gods. aliens. dimensions. i'm just a man in a can. #[ answered: ooc. ] you have reached the life model decoy of tony stark. leave a message. / it's urgent. / so leave it urgently. #[ answered: ic. ] sir. agent coulson of s.h.i.e.l.d. is on the line. / i'm not in. i'm actually out. #[ psa. ] obviously you can quote me on that. 'cause i just said it. #[ saved. ] what am i even tripping for? everything's gonna work out exactly the way it's supposed to. i love you 3000. #[ memes / prompts. ] if there's one thing I've proven it's that you can count on me to pleasure myself. #[ crack. ] i don't want to harp on this but did you like the custom rabbit? / ... did i like it? / nailed it. right? #[ et cetera. ] actually he's the boss. i just pay for everything and design everything. and make everyone look cooler. #[ self promotion. ] you know; it's moments like these when i realize what a superhero i am. #[ other promotions. ] i told you: i don’t want to join your super-secret boy band. #[ visage. ] 'mr. stark displays compulsive behavior.' in my defense. that was last week. #[ robert downey jr. ] i take some pride in representing myself exactly how i would like to have my son remember me to his kids. #[ meta. ] i should put it in a lockbox and drop it to the bottom of the lake and go to bed. / but would you be able to rest? #[ mini study. ] you start with something pure. exciting. then come the mistakes. the compromises. we create our own demons. #[ essence. ] it's not about me. it's not about you either. it's about legacy. the legacy left behind for future generations.

[khruseosold]

#2 Tag drop: Tony Stark.

#[ tony stark / threads. ] what am i even tripping for? everything's gonna workout exactly the way it's supposed to. #[ tony stark / answered ic. ] you have reached the life model decoy of tony stark. leave a message. / it's urgent. / then leave it urgently. #[ tony stark / answered etc. ] sir. agent coulson of s.h.i.e.l.d. is on the line. / i'm not in. i'm actually out. #[ tony stark / visage. ] 'mr. stark displays compulsive behavior.' in my defense. that was last week. #[ tony stark / robert downey jr. ] listen. smile. agree. and then do whatever the fuck you were gonna do anyway. #[ tony stark / iron man. ] it's got a nice ring to it. i mean not technically accurate. but it's kind of provocative. the imaginery anyway. #[ tony stark / aesthetic. ] you start with something pure. exciting. then come the mistakes and the compromises: we create our own demons. #[ tony stark / study. ] it's not about me. it's not about you either. it's about legacy. the legacy left behind for future generations. #[ tony stark. ] you experience things. then they're over and you still can't explain 'em? gods. aliens. dimensions. i'm just a man in a can. #[ tony stark / stark tower. ] light her up. / how does it look? / like christmas. but with more... me. #[ tony stark / s.h.i.e.l.d. ] an intelligence organization that fears intelligence? historically. not awesome. #[ tony stark / j.a.r.v.i.s. ] just a natural language ui. now he runs the iron legion. runs more of the business than anyone besides pepper. #[ tony stark / dum-e. ] how'd you get that cap on your head? you earned it. what are you doing out of the corner? you know what you did. #[ tony stark / gerald. ] what's wrong with our goji berries? your alpaca ate them all. all of them. / what a glowing endorsement. #[ tony stark / dyn: pepper. ] threat is imminent and i have to protect the one thing that i can't live without. that's you. #[ tony stark / dyn: rhodes. ] you don't want to hang out with me anymore. / i think hanging out with you is bad for our friendship. #[ tony stark / dyn: happy. ] sunday nights. pbs. downton abbey. that's his show. he thinks it's elegant. #[ tony stark / dyn: howard. ] no amount of money ever bought a second of time. / smart guy. / he did his best. #[ tony stark / dyn: yinsen. ] thank you for saving my life / don't waste it. don't waste your life. #[ tony stark / dyn: coulson. ] i'm playing for the home team. your fabulous furry freak brothers. going to let me work or break my balls? #[ tony stark / dyn: fury. ] i'm sorry. i don't wanna get on the wrong foot. do i look at the patch or the eye? honest. i'm a bit hung over. #[ tony stark / dyn: natasha. ] focus up. i'm sorry. did i just mishear you or did you agree with me? / oh. i want to take it back. #[ tony stark / dyn: steve. ] how were you guys planning on beating that? / together. / we'll lose. / then we'll do that together too. #[ tony stark / dyn: bruce. ] and i'm a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster. #[ tony stark / dyn: thor. ] shakespeare in the park? doth mother know you weareth her drapes? #[ tony stark / dyn: clint. ] clint you've had a tough week. we won't hold it against you if you can't get it up. #[ tony stark / dyn: loki. ] this usually works / well. performance issues. you know. not uncommon. 1 out of 5. #[ tony stark / dyn: harley. ] i'm cold. / i can tell. you know how i can tell? 'cuz we're connected. #[ tony stark / dyn: morgan. ] was it juice pops? / sure. that's extortion. that's the word. what kind do you want? great minds think alike. #[ tony stark / avengers. ] we're the avengers. we can bust arms dealers all the livelong day. but that up there? that's the endgame.