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#[ crack. ] i don't want to harp on this but did you like the custom rabbit? / ... did i like it? / nailed it. right?
coreius · 9 months
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#[ ooc. ] you can call me anytime. i'll put you on hold. i like to watch the line blink.#[ ic. ] you experience things. then they're over and you still can't explain 'em? gods. aliens. dimensions. i'm just a man in a can.#[ answered: ooc. ] you have reached the life model decoy of tony stark. leave a message. / it's urgent. / so leave it urgently.#[ answered: ic. ] sir. agent coulson of s.h.i.e.l.d. is on the line. / i'm not in. i'm actually out.#[ psa. ] obviously you can quote me on that. 'cause i just said it.#[ saved. ] what am i even tripping for? everything's gonna work out exactly the way it's supposed to. i love you 3000.#[ memes / prompts. ] if there's one thing I've proven it's that you can count on me to pleasure myself.#[ crack. ] i don't want to harp on this but did you like the custom rabbit? / ... did i like it? / nailed it. right?#[ et cetera. ] actually he's the boss. i just pay for everything and design everything. and make everyone look cooler.#[ self promotion. ] you know; it's moments like these when i realize what a superhero i am.#[ other promotions. ] i told you: i don’t want to join your super-secret boy band.#[ visage. ] 'mr. stark displays compulsive behavior.' in my defense. that was last week.#[ robert downey jr. ] i take some pride in representing myself exactly how i would like to have my son remember me to his kids.#[ meta. ] i should put it in a lockbox and drop it to the bottom of the lake and go to bed. / but would you be able to rest?#[ mini study. ] you start with something pure. exciting. then come the mistakes. the compromises. we create our own demons.#[ essence. ] it's not about me. it's not about you either. it's about legacy. the legacy left behind for future generations.
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iniziare · 4 years
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#[ out of character. ] i'm not questioning your powers of observation. i'm merely remarking on the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.#[ in character. ] you got this right? / got what? i don't even know what i'm supposed to get!#[ public service announcement. ] obviously you can quote me on that. 'cause i just said it.#[ salt. ] there once was a man named duccio. a rat with lecherous taste. whenever he would show himself. my fist would find his face.#[ crack. ] i'm going to get you a dictionary for christmas this year so you can look up 'fun.' i'm not sure you know what it means.#[ my edits. ] welcome to the birthing suite. i'm pleased to announce the imminent arrival of your bouncing badass baby brother.#[ et cetera. ] what was done to me created me: a basic principle of the universe that every action causes an equal and opposing reaction.#[ inquiries: out of character. ] you can call me anytime. i'll put you on hold. i like to watch the line blink.#[ inquiries: in character. ] so you came here to torture me and talk about yourself? / you may not remember but that's kind of our thing.#[ inquiries: memes / prompts. ] either you've been out fighting the forces of evil or you've come from a much wilder party than we have.#[ memes / prompts. ] this is probably a bad idea. like a record breakingly bad idea. like a go down in history bad idea.#[ saved. ] i don't want to harp on this but did you like the custom rabbit? / ... did i like it? / nailed it. right?#[ self promotion. ] have you fallen in love with the wrong person yet? / unfortunately lady of the haven. my one true love remains myself.#[ other promotions. ] i told you i don't wanna join your super secret boy band.#tag drop
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khruseos · 4 years
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#[ out of character. ] i'm not questioning your powers of observation. i'm merely remarking on the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.#[ in character. ] you got this right? / got what? i don't even know what i'm supposed to get!#[ public service announcement. ] obviously you can quote me on that. 'cause i just said it.#[ salt. ] there once was a man named duccio. a rat with lecherous taste. whenever he would show himself. my fist would find his face.#[ crack. ] i'm going to get you a dictionary for christmas this year so you can look up 'fun.' i'm not sure you know what it means.#[ my resources / edits. ] welcome to the birthing suite. i'm pleased to announce the imminent arrival of your bouncing badass baby brother.#[ all meta. ] artists use lies to tell the truth. yes i created a lie. but because you believed it. you found something true about yourself.#[ et cetera. ] what was done to me created me: a basic principle of the universe that every action causes an equal and opposing reaction.#[ inquiries: out of character. ] you can call me anytime. i'll put you on hold. i like to watch the line blink.#[ inquiries: in character. ] so you came here to torture me and talk about yourself? / you may not remember but that's kind of our thing.#[ inquiries: memes / prompts. ] this is probably a bad idea. like a record breakingly bad idea. like a go down in history bad idea.#[ memes / prompts. ] either you've been out fighting the forces of evil or you've come from a much wilder party than we have.#[ saved. ] i don't want to harp on this but did you like the custom rabbit? / ... did i like it? / nailed it. right?#[ self promotion. ] have you fallen in love with the wrong person yet? / unfortunately lady of the haven. my one true love remains myself.#[ other promotions. ] i told you i don't wanna join your super secret boy band.#[ loialte. ] this hand is your hand. this hand is my hand. no wait that's your hand. oh no that's my hand.#[ freckledsnack. ] when you're one with the one you were meant to find. everything falls in place. all the stars align.#[ wineinthewidow. ] may i show you the gardens? / i couldn't very well refuse a royal escort. / no. you couldn't.#tag drop
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