#[✢ ʟᴇᴀʀɴ ᴛᴏ sᴛᴀʏ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʏ |✧| dash commentary ✢]

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the only fairy allowed in his team. not because he doesn't like them but because it was a gift and oh god it's so small who the fuck lets those tiny guys battle.

#i dont even remember #is azurill. fairy type #like maril and azumarill are but iirc its normal/water or smth #[✢ ʟᴇᴀʀɴ ᴛᴏ sᴛᴀʏ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʏ |✧| dash commentary ✢]

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"I'm not shooting anyone.

now."

hey jax how is the gunshot wound feel

"........this said I didn't use Streli's knives in a while--"

#he talks big for someone terrified of actually hurting people </3 #[✢ ʟᴇᴀʀɴ ᴛᴏ sᴛᴀʏ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʏ |✧| dash commentary ✢] #reiketsui

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everytime he thinks that he should still introduce john to his partners he remembers that he can't be safe around them. gold would be so rude and arceus knows how lyra could react

#[✢ ʟᴇᴀʀɴ ᴛᴏ sᴛᴀʏ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʏ |✧| dash commentary ✢] #kotoyin #turnecoat

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"...no comment."

#[✢ ʟᴇᴀʀɴ ᴛᴏ sᴛᴀʏ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʏ |✧| dash commentary ✢]

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"smells like rat in here."

#PETREL'S RETURN......... #[✢ ʟᴇᴀʀɴ ᴛᴏ sᴛᴀʏ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʏ |✧| dash commentary ✢]

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goes through his ao3 tag simply leaving "i wouldn't fucking say that" in the comments and then reports the fic

#idk if you can report a fic im barely on ao3 but still. he could. #he doesnt even read them its the principle #[✢ ʟᴇᴀʀɴ ᴛᴏ sᴛᴀʏ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʏ |✧| dash commentary ✢]

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"i hope i don't have to fight my alolan shadow self today"

#lilyofswords #[✢ ʟᴇᴀʀɴ ᴛᴏ sᴛᴀʏ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʏ |✧| dash commentary ✢] #written like that one evil shadow self meme #nikki we can be hilarious nikki hi nikk-

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stares at the camera because the government really let a major crimelord be part of the Gym Leaders for years and literally tried to hide that news to the masses afterwards.

#[✢ ʟᴇᴀʀɴ ᴛᴏ sᴛᴀʏ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʏ |✧| dash commentary ✢] #start a riot everyone

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yea yea the big 2m alligators controlled by teenagers killed people during a terrorist attack they infiltrated and destroyed from the inside we've all seen it

#silver :handshake: gold - our funny pets killed someone :D #[✢ ʟᴇᴀʀɴ ᴛᴏ sᴛᴀʏ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʏ |✧| dash commentary ✢] #[✢ ᴛᴇᴀᴍ ʀᴏᴄᴋᴇᴛ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴅɪɴɢ ᴛʜɪs ғᴜᴄᴋ ʏᴏᴜ |✧| crack ✢] #icon by un0vian

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Gold would could and should kill Proton, like, so easily.

#[✢ ʟᴇᴀʀɴ ᴛᴏ sᴛᴀʏ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʏ |✧| dash commentary ✢] #chounaifu #allthingsglittergold

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"Machoke not always--

I saw you wrestle Feral!"

#[✢ ʟᴇᴀʀɴ ᴛᴏ sᴛᴀʏ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʏ |✧| dash commentary ✢]

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"Huh.

I hoped he died."

#blueshadesofvictory #[✢ ʟᴇᴀʀɴ ᴛᴏ sᴛᴀʏ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʏ |✧| dash commentary ✢] #JUMPSCARE??

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"...maybe I really should hurry up with that whole therapy thing"

#MAYBE HUH #[✢ ʟᴇᴀʀɴ ᴛᴏ sᴛᴀʏ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʏ |✧| dash commentary ✢]

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"NO NOT YOU LEAVE"

#JUMPSCARE FADNMSG #doubleslapped #[✢ ʟᴇᴀʀɴ ᴛᴏ sᴛᴀʏ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʏ |✧| dash commentary ✢]

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no comment.

#[✢ ʟᴇᴀʀɴ ᴛᴏ sᴛᴀʏ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʏ |✧| dash commentary ✢] #icon by un0vian

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...sudden bad vibes.

#throneseize #[✢ ʟᴇᴀʀɴ ᴛᴏ sᴛᴀʏ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʏ |✧| dash commentary ✢] #PLANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!