#[bad decision maker x10000] the singular time roger topped and look what happens.

[lesbiankoby]

failmom rouge save me……. failmom rouge……. save me failmom rouge

I'M REALLY FLATTERED YOU LIKE IT SO MUCH... i just think the idea of surviving a tragic pretty dead mom backstory only to have no godforsaken idea of how to actually raise a baby is deeply deeply funny. trying to not actively contradict what little we see of her in canon is :cries: though... [shakes her until she has a coherent internal monologue] i really need to sit down and just set in stone a bunch of consistent character flaws to build the rest of her dialogue around so it sounds. not samey.

#[RATTLES RATTLES RATTLES] she needs to drop that baby. garp will never forget this and brings it up every time ace does something #worlds okayest mom grand prize #i have like a general idea of the specific ways i want her to be a hypocrite. she got mad when people used to think she was a pirate #“werent you fucking the pirate ki--” so was garp!!!!! [garp full body twitch back at hq] hm #[bad decision maker x10000] the singular time roger topped and look what happens. #miracle baby ace. <3 [ace climbing out the window to hang out in the jungle for a couple days] #op tag