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#{Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap ; Dash Games}
510snake · 4 years
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Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
Filthy Acts At A Reasonable Price
Malevolent Misconducts Acted Out For A More Than Adequate Monetary Value
Immoral Activities At Less Than Market Price.
Muddy Exceptions With A Nice Value
Unspeakable Actions At A Reduced Cost
Dimes 4 Crimes
Sketchy Stunts Sporting Slashed Expenses
Nasty Notions Negotiated At Negligible Prices
Filthy Feats For Feasible Fees
Atrocious Acts At An Awfully Affordable Asking Price
Not Very Good Things For A Relatively Small Amount Of Money
Actions That May Be Deemed As Immoral Performed At A Relatively Low Cost Given Their Malicous Intent
Evil Endeavors Ended At Equitable Estimate
Cunning Crimes Completed At Comfortable Cost
Atrocious Acts Accomplished At Agreeable Adjudgement
Reprehensible Wrongdoings Realized At Reasonable Rates
Terrible Tasks Taken For Trivial Tolls
Dastardly Doings During Discounted Costs
Crappy Decisions Made For Pocket Change
Questionable Acts Of Malevolence Succeeded At A Price You Can't Beat
Shady Actions Taken At A Price Comparable To That Of Soil
Cruddy Actions Complete Cunningly Cheap
Amoral Acts Accomplished At An Agreeable Asking
Baleful Behaviours For A Balanced Bargain
Corrupted Commissions At A Cheap Cost
Dastardly Deeds Done For A Discounted Demand
Evil Exploits For An Even Expense
Foul Feats For A Fair Fare
Ghastly Games Garnering Garbage Gain
Horrible Happenings At A Halved Hire
Injurious Instances For An Inarguable Incentive
Jerring Jobs For Juvenile Jewels
Keen Kicks For A Kingly Krone
Loathsome Litigations At A Limited Levy
Malicious Means For Modest Markup
Nefarious Neer-do-wells For Negligible Notes
Obscene Outings At An On-Sale Outlay
Pernicious Plans For A Popular Price
Questionable Quests For A Quaint Quotation
Raunchy Requests At Reduced Rates
Sinister Stunts At A Simple Surcharge
Terrible Things At A Tolerable Toll
Unethical Undertakings At An Underpriced Uptick
Villainous Ventures For A Variable Valuation
Wicked Winning For Wretched Wages
Xenophobic Xerosis For Xenial Xeriffs
Yucky Yaking For Yielding Yen
Zany Zings For Zero Zillions
Atrocious Acts At Awful Bargains
Morally Corrupt Activities Executed At A Cost Commonly Deemed Negligible By Societal Norms
Dusty Obligations Finished Dasterly Inexpensive
Horrendous Happenings Handled Frugally
Unhealthy Tasks Accomplished At A Reasonable Expense
Stained Actions Finished Extremely Cost Effectively
Unethical Undertakings Ushered Under Budget
Pitiful Performances For A Pittance
Awful Atrocities For Awe Inspiring Prices
Questionable Activities At A Bargain Cost
Criminal Acts Committed For Crazy Low Compensation
Grimy Actions Performed Respectfully Less
Morally Corrupt Plans Paid With A Dismissive Transaction
Atrocious Acts At Affordable Pricing
Unbelievable Performances At Unheard Of Prices
Morally Questionable Actions For A Relatively Small Amount Of Currency Or Value
Devilish Deliverances Dispensed For A Droplet Of Change
Questionably Natured Undertakings For An Inconsequential Amount Of Funds
Dastardly Decisions Decided At Debitted Costs
Delightful Deductions During Devious Choices
Despicable Doings Delivered For Daintly Cash
Shitty Shenanigans At A Small Service Charge
Not Clean Actions Made With Prices That Wouldn't Be Considered Expensive To Most, Perhaps A Price Comparable To Whatever Is Unclean
Dishonorable Doings Executed At A Price That Even Someone Of Below Average Income Could Afford
Unbelievable Intermissions With A Low Bill Attached
Untrustworthy Stunts At A Low Commission Price
Unhygienic Feats Acted Out At A Price Where The Selling Individual May End Up Short Handed
Smutty Byplays Not purchased Wholesale
Horrendous Ballgames Not Restrained By Economic Income
Criminal Crusades Of Which Cost Less Than The Average Retail Ware
Exploitative Byplays Of No Major Toll
Squalid Causes With Low Appraisement
Unacceptable Tour De Force's With a Quotation So Low It is Only Properly Comparable To Dirt
Mung Doings Expertly Bartered
Contaminated Follow Throughs Charged Lightly
Despicable Things Evaluated To Be Almost Worthless
Stained Vivacities At A Cost With Only 2 Digits
Dreggy Trips With Their Value Greatly Diminished
Unkempt Commotions Easy To Put A Price On
Icky Occupations Costing So Little It Could Belong In A Pigpen
Unkempt Commotions Easy To Put A Price On Icky Occupations Costing So Little It Could Belong In A Pigpen
Bedraggled On-goings Of Which Auctioneers Would Rush To Bid On
Dishabille Business Deals Where No Person Had To Spend More Than A Single Moth Of Salary
Spotted Occupations With A Relatively Low Ceiling Price
Unsanitary Vims That Could Have Been Paid For By A Teenager
Disheveled Hoopla's Of Which It Is Possible To Pay For Multiple Times Over
Process Of Questionable Morality In Exchange For A Payment Fairly Negotiated Beforehand
Bold Dashes To Commit Something Unlawful Sponsored By A Client With Petty Cash
Unsavory Actions Considered To Be Immoral, To Such A Degree That They May Be Compared To An Object Whose Cleanliness Has Not Been Properly Maintained, That Can Be Performed For A Monetary Cost At A Price Rather Reasonable, Comparable To The Debt Incurred From Purchasing Soil
Disgusting Actions Executed Very Inexpensively
Bad Do 4 Low Dosh
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usfv-archived · 4 years
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Your Dating Service
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Date with Funny Valentine. Date Fee: $20.89 Customer Comments: "I'm never dating again. (Person in late 20s)"
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usfv-archived · 3 years
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Stats for: Funny Valentine Funny: 4 / 10 Caring: 8 / 10 Loyal: 5 / 10 Creative: 8 / 10 Horny: 15 / 10 Smart: 15 / 10 Attractive: 8 / 10
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“Hm... Who comes up with these things?”
Mr. President is not amused... 
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usfv-archived · 3 years
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Naughty or Nice List?
Funny Valentine is kinda naughty.
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“What is this even supposed to mean? There is no such thing as a ‘naughty’ or ‘nice’ list when this supposed ‘Santa Claus’ doesn’t even exist.” 
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