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Online/Offline [Choi San] - Masterlist

By: noonaishere (main blog: symphonyofmars)

Fic type: social media au / traditional

Pairing: San x fem!reader

Genre: cafe setting, streamer, strangers to lovers, mutual pining, male lead secrets

Warnings: stalking, verbal abuse, online harassment, attempted kidnapping, “honey trap”, drinking

Status: Currently updating

Updates: Mondays and Tuesdays at 12pm EST

Synchronously posted with Music of the Heart (any asterisked (*) chapters means they’re shared between both fics)

[intro post explaining y/n and t/n]

SYNOPSIS:

Y/n has been a faceless streamer since she was 17 or 18 and - even though she’s friends with an idol from a popular group - no one knows who she is. Things start to go wrong when someone posts a picture in front of her old job and she makes the move from her hometown to Seoul. What will happen when she makes a whole bunch of new friends at the nearby cafe?

Also, how does y/n’s existence connect to t/n, someone she’s never met?

🧋 main cast

Chapters:

🧋 Prologue | the inciting incident

🧋 one | The Unofficial JGG Steam Rundown

🧋 two | fried chicken and baby pictures

🧋 three | one week later

🧋 four | what’s the wifi?

🧋 five | a job would be nice

🧋 six | students, please pay attention in class

🧋 seven | above minimum wage. like, *way* above

🧋 eight | trimming the fat

🧋 nine | screep screep goddamn!

🧋 ten | F, senpai

🧋 eleven | QUITE the face journey

🧋 twelve | welcome to AtoZ café

🧋 thirteen | she definitely used to be a barista

🧋 fourteen | commit to the bit

🧋 fifteen | *heartlessly*

🧋 sixteen | our beautiful boy

🧋 seventeen | bean boyz / shadow beanz

🧋 eighteen | were they in a drama or something?

🧋 nineteen | how are the fields this year?

🧋 twenty | the devil was an angel too, before he fell

🧋 twenty-one | busy bees send emails

🧋 twenty-two | leroyyyyy jenkins!

🧋 twenty-three | bean babez

🧋 twenty-four | a car? in this economy?

🧋 twenty-five | can I pick her up? can I tell her I love her? will she get mad?

🧋 twenty-six | get thee to a nunnery, wench

🧋 twenty-seven | like a dumbass

🧋 twenty-eight | double high five

🧋 twenty-nine | “just mix them up”

🧋 thirty | a loudmouth with no sense of self preservation

🧋 thirty-one | stephen from canada

🧋 thirty-two | because…

🧋 thirty-three | i think he’s just nice, that’s all

🧋 thirty-four | you’re both Too Nice

🧋 thirty-five | you really do need a vacation

🧋 thirty-six | petition to have cat kicked from the discord

🧋 thirty-seven | stream CALLiSTO everyone

🧋 thirty-eight | what’s your channel name?

🧋 thirty-nine | she’s the streamer

🧋 forty | we can’t keep meeting like this

🧋 forty-one | “family drama”

🧋 forty-two | meet the morn

🧋 forty-three | feline photoshoot

🧋 forty-four | caturday

🧋 forty-five | 1-800-CALL-A-BITCH

🧋 forty-six | intelligent pants

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Epilogue 1

Epilogue 2

Epilogue 3

Epilogue 4

Epilogue 5

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“I swear this window use to be lower to the ground,” His voice was muffled as he pulled himself through Chloe’s window “You really got to stop locking the talon’s door when you know I’m coming over, all this climbing is wearing me out.” He huffed out a breath, shutting the window behind him and wiping his hands together “Wait -- why are you wearing..” He began, narrowing his eyes towards Chloe “Did you call ME for a booty call?”

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ᴛᴏ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴏᴜʀ ᴇxᴄɪᴛɪɴɢ ᴘʀɪᴄɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ғᴇᴀᴛᴜʀᴇs, ᴋɪɴᴅʟʏ ʀᴇᴘʟʏ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀɪʟ sᴏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴏᴜʀ sᴀʟᴇs ᴛᴇᴀᴍ ᴄᴀʟʟ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ɪɴsᴛᴀɴᴛʟʏ.

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【ᴅᴇᴠᴇʟᴏᴘᴍᴇɴᴛ】

◆ sᴏғᴛᴡᴀʀᴇ ᴅᴇᴠᴇʟᴏᴘᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴀɪɴᴛᴀɪɴᴀɴᴄᴇ

◆ ᴡᴇʙ ᴅᴇᴠᴇʟᴏᴘᴍᴇɴᴛ

◆ ᴀɴᴅʀᴏɪᴅ ᴀᴘᴘ ᴅᴇᴠᴇʟᴏᴘᴍᴇɴᴛ

◆ ɪᴘʜᴏɴᴇ ᴀᴘᴘs ᴅᴇᴠᴇʟᴏᴘᴍᴇɴᴛ

◆ ᴡᴇʙs ᴀᴘᴘs ᴅᴇᴠᴇʟᴏᴘᴍᴇɴᴛ

◆ ᴇ-ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇʀᴄᴇ ᴅᴇᴠᴇʟᴏᴘᴍᴇɴᴛ

◆ ᴘʜᴘ ᴅᴇᴠᴇʟᴏᴘᴍᴇɴᴛ

◆ ᴡᴇʙ ᴘᴏʀᴛᴀʟ ᴅᴇᴠᴇʟᴏᴘᴍᴇɴᴛ

◆ 3ʀᴅ ᴘᴀʀᴛʏ ᴀᴘɪ ɪɴᴛᴇɢʀᴀᴛɪᴏɴ

◆ ᴘᴀʏᴍᴇɴᴛ ɢᴀᴛᴇᴡᴀʏ ɪɴᴛᴇɢʀᴀᴛɪᴏɴ

【ᴅᴇsɪɢɴɪɴɢ】

◆ ᴡᴇʙsɪᴛᴇ ᴅᴇsɪɢɴɪɴɢ

◆ ʀᴇsᴘᴏɴsɪᴠᴇ ᴡᴇʙ ᴅᴇsɪɢɴɪɴɢ

◆ ʟᴀɴᴅɪɴɢ ᴘᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴇsɪɢɴɪɴɢ

◆ ᴡᴇʙsɪᴛᴇ ᴍᴏᴄᴋ-ᴜᴘ

◆ ᴡᴇʙsɪᴛᴇ ᴏᴜᴛsᴏᴜʀᴄɪɴɢ

◆ sᴍᴀʟʟ ʙᴜsɪɴᴇss ᴡᴇʙ ᴅᴇsɪɢɴɪɴɢ

【ᴅᴏᴍᴀɪɴ/ʜᴏsᴛɪɴɢ】

◆ ʟɪɴᴜx ʜᴏsᴛɪɴɢ

◆ ᴡɪɴᴅᴏᴡs ʜᴏsᴛɪɴɢ

◆ ʟɪɴᴜx ʀᴇsᴇʟʟᴇʀ ʜᴏsᴛɪɴɢ

◆ ᴅᴏᴍᴀɪɴ ʀᴇɢɪsᴛʀᴀᴛɪᴏɴ

◆ ʙᴜsɪɴᴇss ᴇᴍᴀɪʟ

【ᴄᴇʀᴛɪғɪᴄᴀᴛᴇs/sᴇᴄᴜʀɪᴛʏ】

◆ ssʟ ᴄᴇʀᴛɪғɪᴄᴀᴛᴇs

◆ sɪᴛᴇ ʟᴏᴄᴋ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴏᴅᴇ ɢᴜᴀʀᴅ

【ᴅɪɢɪᴛᴀʟ ᴍᴀʀᴋᴇᴛɪɴɢ】

◆ sᴏᴄɪᴀʟ ᴍᴇᴅɪᴀ ᴍᴀʀᴋᴇᴛɪɴɢ (sᴍᴍ)

◆ sᴇᴀʀᴄʜ ᴇɴɢɪɴᴇ ᴏᴘᴛɪᴍɪᴢᴀᴛɪᴏɴ (sᴇᴏ)

◆ sᴏᴄɪᴀʟ ᴍᴇᴅɪᴀ ᴘʀᴏᴍᴏᴛɪᴏɴ (sᴍᴘ)

◆ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ ᴍᴀʀᴋᴇᴛɪɴɢ

【ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴘʀᴏᴍᴏᴛɪᴏɴ sᴇʀᴠɪᴄᴇs】

◆ ʙᴜʟᴋ sᴍs/ʙᴜʟᴋ ᴇᴍᴀɪʟ/ʙᴜʟᴋ ᴡʜᴀᴛsᴀᴘᴘ

◆ ᴠᴏɪᴄᴇ ᴄᴀʟʟ/ɪᴠʀ

◆ ᴍɪssᴇᴅ ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴀʟᴇʀᴛ

◆ sʜᴏʀᴛ/ʟᴏɴɢ ᴄᴏᴅᴇ

◆ ᴛᴏʟʟ ғʀᴇᴇ ɴᴜᴍʙᴇʀ

◆ ᴠɪʀᴛᴜᴀʟ ɴᴜᴍʙᴇʀ

◆ ᴠɪᴘ/ɢᴏʟᴅᴇɴ/ғᴀɴᴄʏ ᴍᴏʙɪʟᴇ ɴᴜᴍʙᴇʀ

◆ ᴘᴀɴ ɪɴᴅɪᴀ ᴅᴀᴛᴀʙᴀsᴇ

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Online/Offline [C.S] - forty-three | feline photoshoot

San unlocked the door and pushed it open. Byeol ran over, meowing and strutting dramatically to show him she was happy he was home; along with some straight up reprimanding because how dare he leave the apartment for any amount of time? The very idea was unconscionable! It was not to be borne!

“Come’re baby.” San picked her up and kissed her on the head.

You laughed at yourself internally. He really did just say ‘baby’ a lot.

“Hi, favorite girl.” You held her cheeks and nuzzled her nose. Annoyance now forgotten, she purred like an engine.

San smiled as you rubbed Byeol’s face. Once you were done he set her back onto the floor.

“Hey,” San’s roommate said, leaning over the back of the couch to face the both of you. “...I didn’t know you invited someone over.”

“I texted you,” San said plainly.

“Umm… I might need your guest to turn around while I get up because I am… currently just wearing boxers.”

San sighed a laugh and you stifled one and turned around.

You heard him get off the couch and go to his room. “You can turn back around! I’m gone!” He shut the door.

You turned back around and caught San’s eye. Both of you laughed softly.

Yunho came out of his room. “Oh, San! I didn’t hear you come in. I was just wearing some sweatpants, thank you so much for asking.”

You laughed.

San sighed. “Yunho, this is y/n. Y/n this is Yunho.”

Yunho held out his hand to shake yours and you did.

“Nice to meet you.”

“Nice to meet you too.”

“Yunho’s an actor.”

“Yeah you said that last time I was here. On stage or screen?”

“Well, stage all throughout school. I’ve been in a few dramas so far, as background or minor characters.” “Oh, that’s cool, which ones?”

“If you ask nicely, he’ll show you his sizzle reel on his phone,” San said coyly before going over to the kitchen to look through takeout menus.

“Ohh, can I see the sizzle reel?”

Yunho laughed and covered his smile as his ears went red. “Yes.” He took his phone out of his pocket and located the video file.

You leaned a little so you could look past him at San. San smiled and showed finger hearts at Yunho’s back and then looked at you and shook his head. He went back to looking through the menus.

Yunho showed you the video.

“Oh-- Fox Tale, I watched that!”

“Really?”

“Yeah.” You watched the video, looking for him. “Oh, you played the dog guy?”

“Mhm.” He nodded quickly.

“Ohhh, I thought you looked familiar. One of my friends had such a crush on you.” You laughed.

“Really?”

“Mhm.”

Yunho turned around and looked at San, delighted.

San smiled, mirroring Yunho’s expression. 

Yunho turned back to you. “That’s so cool!”

You laughed.

“I actually… I just auditioned for a lead role in a new drama earlier. I’m hoping they call soon.”

“Ohh. Well you’re a good actor, I’m sure they will.” You nodded.

Yunho nodded back.

 “Okay,” San said. “Do you guys want to get Chinese, or Thai?”

“Oh--” Yunho stammered. “I thought this was a date.” “No, I’m just here to hang out with San’s cat.” You said and picked Byeol up.

“She’s my only good point.” San nodded.

You smiled as you cradled Byeol like a baby. “Which do you want, Yunho?”

“Oh, um, whichever you guys want.”

You rolled your eyes. “Mmm… I want scallion pancakes, so let’s get Chinese.” San nodded.

The three of you were gathered around the low table in the living room, except for Byeol, who was currently on it. San picked Byeol up off the table as she tried to investigate the food. 

She came over by you and you petted her head. “That is people food, Byeol. You can’t have it, you’ll get sick.”

“I’ll give her her food now so she’ll leave us alone.” San stood and put her food in her bowl.

Byeol ignored the fact that it was even over there.

San looked at her, affronted. “She’s not normally this naughty when it comes to food.”

“Bring it over here,” you gestured.

San looked at you quizzically and did as you asked. You took the bowl from him and put it on the floor between you and San. 

“See?” You tapped next to the bowl and Byeol looked at it, her little cat brain taking a moment to process like a Sim sifting through its coding for the next task. She walked over and started eating.

“What?” San whispered. “Are you the Cat Whisperer?”

You chuckled. “Cats are social eaters. She wanted to eat with us, so now she’s eating with us.”

“How’d you know that?”

“My parents have cats, remember?”

San nodded, impressed.

“You don’t have a cat?” Yunho asked.

“No. I just moved here recently and had to dip into my savings to do it. Maybe when I have a bit more money for vet bills and stuff like that I’ll get one.”

He nodded. “Do you miss your parents’ cats?”

“They send me pictures and videos, hold on.” You pulled out your phone and went to your album of just cat media. “My dad sends most of it.”

San smiled.

You showed them about a dozen photos and videos of the cats.

“What are their names?”

You showed them a picture of all five of them curled up on a bed. “That’s Porky, she’s gone now, her son Beanie. And that’s Betty, Minnie, and Don, no relation.”

“Where’d they get the names from?”

“My dad names them. Minnie and Betty are from Minnie Mouse and Betty Boop, and Pork and Beans are obvious. And Don is: ‘He looks like a Don.’”

San zoomed in on Don’s face. “Huh. He does look like a ‘Don.’”

“Right?”

“Let me see?” Yunho asked. 

You showed him the picture.

He looked at it for a few moments. “He really does look like a ‘Don.’”

“My dad is a genius namer, honestly.” You laughed and put your phone away.

Yunho laughed. “So, what were you guys going to do? Aside from hanging out with Byeol?”

“Watch a couple movies, probably.” San answered.

“We could put one on now,” you offered. “I normally watch TV while I eat.”

“Yeah, we could do that.” San smiled.

“Oh, I’ll get the picture of Byeol before you turn the lights off.” 

You leaned over and took a couple pictures of her while she was eating. She seemed to know you were taking pictures and tried to run away, but San smooshed her into the floor so she couldn’t leave and she accepted her fate of having her picture taken. 

You flipped through them quickly to make sure at least one was good. “Okay, now we can watch them.”

San laughed softly as he pet Byeol and let her go.

Chinese food boxes littered the table as the third movie winded down. Yunho was already asleep on the couch, while you and San sat on the floor. Byeol was curled up in your lap. 

You looked at your phone. “Fuck, it’s late.”

San squinted at the time you showed him, the light blinding him momentarily. “Oh, wow. When did that happen?”

“Somewhere during the third movie,” you laughed softly.

He smiled at you.

You leaned over to Byeol. “Okay, bestie, I have to go now.”

Mrrp? Was her question as she picked up her head.

“Yep, ‘mrrp’.”

Mrrp.

“Mhm, ‘mrrp’.”

San chuckled at you.

You started to get up, hoping she would get the point. “I gotta go, Mrrp.”

Byeol yawned a big yawn and stood, stretching her back with a Halloween-cat arch and walked away to investigate her food bowl.

“Wowww, good job.”

San laughed. 

You stood and stretched.

“Wowww, good job,” San mimicked you. 

You doubled over in silent laughter.

Yunho groaned in his sleep and rolled over to face the back of the couch.

You and San looked at each other and you pointed at the door. You walked over to get your shoes and San followed you.

“That was close,” you whispered as you put your shoes on.

“Yeah.” San started putting his shoes on.

“What are you doing?”

“Walking you home?”

“Wha-- oh, you don’t have to.”

“You don’t live that far away. You walk to the café, right?”

“Yeah… But I’m in the other direction.”

“Listen, I can’t just send you out by yourself this late at night. The neighborhood is pretty safe, but I still wouldn’t feel okay doing it.”

You thought for a moment and nodded. “Okay.”

“It’s sort of a cute neighborhood at night.” You said as the two of you walked.

“Yeah, it’s not so metropolitan that it’s lost its sense of romance.”

You hummed in agreement.

“So… why’d you move out here?”

You laughed. “Oh, so that’s why you wanted to walk me home.”

He chuckled. “Well, I might as well take advantage of being able to talk to you outside of work, right? And without a sleeping giant nearby.”

You exhaled a laugh.

“Though, I really am walking you home because I just can’t send a woman out by herself this late in good conscience.” You nodded. “I understand. Attacks can happen anywhere.”

He nodded in agreement.

“And you’re a nice dude, so I can’t imagine you just letting someone walk home on their own.”

He smiled.

“Also, didn’t we talk about this already? When we were at Yeosang’s place?”

“Did we?” You nodded. 

“Um… I might not remember it all because I was a little drunk.”

“Ahh…” You nodded.

He laughed softly. “Sorry.”

“Good thing it’s an easy answer,” you chuckled. “So… I do like where I was born… but I just got bored I guess? Like… everyone is getting married and most of the people I knew had married each other, so I suddenly had like no one to hang out with. Especially when they started having kids.”

“Ahh yeah,” he snapped his fingers, “I remember you said that. Your mid-20s: everyone starts pairing off and doing serious Adult Stuff.”

“Yeah, like they all got together and decided they were doing The Next Step of life or something and I wasn’t invited to the meeting.”

San nodded.

“And it’s like… it’s not like I don’t want to do that, it’s just… I didn’t have anyone to progress to that stage in my life with, you know?”

He nodded again.

“And I’m not just going to marry someone I can barely stand because I want security or kids or anything like that - which is what I’m pretty sure a few girls I went to school with did - I’d have to really love someone to want to get married to them, you know?”

He nodded again.

“Like… if you’re going to spend the rest of your life with someone you should really love them. People who don’t just… become miserable or get divorced.” You shook your head, “I’d rather be alone than be married for the wrong reasons.”

“I feel like I know what you mean.”

“Yeah?”

“Yeah.”

“Did all your friends start getting married?”

“Well, I don’t talk to anyone from school anymore, except for Seonghwa hyung. But I imagine that most of them have gotten married by this point.”

You nodded. “You and Seonghwa know each other from school? That’s cool.”

He smiled. “Yeah, we met when he was seventeen and I was sixteen.”

“And you’ve been friends ever since?”

“Mhm.”

“That’s cool.”

The conversation lulled for a bit as the two of you enjoyed the night air.

“Do you like living here?” San asked.

“Yeah, I reconnected with Yeosang and made some new friends, so, I’m having a pretty good time.”

He smiled.

“Just don’t any of you get married any time soon.”

He laughed and shook his head.

You stopped at the stoop of your building. “Well, this is me.”

He looked at it, pretending to be confused. “I didn’t know you were a building as well. You have so many jobs.”

You laughed and narrowed your eyes at him. “Cute.”

He smiled. “Text me that you got upstairs okay?”

You looked at the building. “Because these elevators are so treacherous these days.”

He exhaled a laugh. “Humor me?”

You smiled. “Fine. I’ll let you know that I got upstairs okay.”

He nodded. “Good night.”

“Night.” You laughed as you turned and walked into the building.

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Online/Offline [C.S] -thirty-four | you’re both Too Nice

“San, can I ask something?” 

“Go ahead.”

You walked over to the espresso machine and tapped the display as it heated up.

“Why is this set to Fahrenheit?”

“Oh-- it’s an American-made machine and it won’t stay set to Celsius for some reason.”

“Wow, trying to push its Imperial measurement agenda on us.”

He chuckled as he wiped down the counter.

“Wait, wait, San, look.”

He turned as you tapped the display that read 69 degrees.

“Nice.”

He covered his mouth as he laughed and you smiled triumphantly.

“What are you two laughing about?” Seonghwa asked as he walked out of the kitchen.

“Nothing,” you responded, watching the temperature continue to climb.

“Well, I have some news: since Minsoo has finally mastered all of the drinks-- thank you very much, y/n.”

You saluted him.

“What-- nevermind. You can now begin your baking training with Wooyoung.”

You opened your mouth in mock shock and looked at San. You pretended to be choked up by tears.

“Oh my god, I-- I thought it would never happen to me… this is the happiest day of my life!”

You pretended to cry and San walked over and pretended to console you.

“Oh my god…” Seonghwa said, already exhausted by the two of you.

You both looked at him.

“Are you sure you’re not related to Wooyoung?”

“Not that I know of.” You laughed.

He shook his head. “You can start now if you want to, since it’s slow.”

You nodded and turned to San, taking his hands in yours. “San…”

“Yes?”

“San… do me a favor.”

“Yes. Anything.”

“Remember to leave a candle lit in the window for me, so I might always find my way home.”

“Dear god…” Seonghwa sighed and walked back through the kitchen to his office.

“And San?”

“Yes?” San smiled, trying not to laugh.

“I’ll write you every day. Promise me you’ll write back?”

“I will. I’ll always read your letters.”

You nodded. “And San?”

“Yes?”

“I-- AHH!”

You were cut off by Wooyoung grabbing you around the middle and picking you up to carry you to the kitchen.

“San! Remember me! Always remember me!”

“I will! I will!”

“When, oh when will I come back from the war?”

You could hear San laughing as Wooyoung carried you into the kitchen and plopped you down in front of the counter.

“Buns!” He said.

You smacked your own butt. He stuck his out. You smacked it too.

“Now that that’s done with.”

You laughed. “Important things only.”

He held up his pointer finger in a matter-of-fact way. “‘Smack the buns before you make the buns,’ as I always say.”

You laughed harder.

“But we are starting with brioche buns.”

“Like the one you gave me that time,” you smiled.

He nodded, “Mhm.”

You nodded. “Why did you give it to me?”

He shrugged. “You were working like, all week… and maybe it was a little bit to try and make myself feel better about the whole ‘Romeo and Juliet’ thing.”

“‘Hey, I’m mad at someone-- random person, have a bun!’”

He cackled. “I guess that is basically what it was.”

You laughed. “I guess I can understand that reasoning. Being nice to someone would like… make your brain feel better.”

“See? I knew you’d get it.

So! Here’s where we keep the flour…”

“You two seem to get along well,” Seonghwa said as he leaned on the counter behind San.

San turned around. “I didn’t hear you come back out.”

“How could you? With the way you and y/n were carrying on before.”

San chuckled at your earlier theatrics.

“You two seem like two peas in a pod.”

“We do?”

He hummed in the affirmative as he nodded.

San shrugged. “She’s funny. She starts a bit and sticks to it.”

Seonghwa chuckled. “She reminds me of you when we were in school.”

“How?”

He shrugged. “Carefree. The class clown.”

San smiled at the memory.

“Before everything happened.”

“Hmm.”

“Is that why you like her?”

San turned to Seonghwa with a start. “I--”

Seonghwa gave him a few moments to speak, but he didn’t. Silence settled between the two of them as San processed the question.

“You’re nice to everyone San, but there’s very few people I’ve seen you act that way with.” Seonghwa said after a while.

“Umm… what way?”

He thought for a moment. “Completely un-self-conscious.”

San thought.

“Honest… Earnest.”

San continued to think.

“It’d be hard for someone who’s known you for less time than I have to notice, I think.”

“Do you think she’s noticed?”

“I don’t know… she might not have realized.”

“I didn’t think I was…”

“Do me a favor?”

San looked at him.

“Don’t pull a ‘Romeo and Juliet’ and leave a letter for me.”

He laughed. “So leave without leaving a letter? Got it.”

Seonghwa rolled his eyes with a sigh.

San smiled. “Hyung, you know I could never screw over the café.”

He nodded.

Silence settled between them again as they watched passers-by outside.

“Do you think you’ll ask her out?”

“I don’t know. I can’t tell if she likes me. Other than as a coworker or a friend.”

Seonghwa chuckled sensibly. 

“What?”

“Oh, the plight of the Too Nice.”

“You think she’s Too Nice?”

“Well, she might be a bit more scathing than you, from what I saw when she defended Minsoo, but you’re both Too Nice.”

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Online/Offline [C.S] - thirty-nine | she’s the streamer

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Online/Offline [C.S] - thirty-eight | what’s your channel name?

“Is he really an idol?” Minsoo asked quietly.

“Yep, he really is,” you chuckled.

“That must be so cool, knowing an idol.”

You shrugged. “I don’t think it’s that different than knowing someone who isn’t an idol but who is just… occasionally extremely busy.”

“But he’s famous and stuff.”

“Yeah, but like… he’s still my friend.”

“How long have you known him?”

“We first met in middle school when his family moved back from Canada, but I was best friends with someone else before that, and then when that person moved away before junior high, I didn’t have anyone to hang out with. Keeho and I met in highschool on like… the second day. He sat with me in the library because I was alone and,” you shrugged, “we’ve been friends ever since.”

“Wow, that’s so cool of him.”

You nodded. 

“When’s the comeback?”

“Tomorrow, actually.”

“What? Really?”

You nodded.

“Who’s having a comeback?” San asked as he brought out some pastries for Wooyoung and put them in the case.

“One of my friends I stream with is an idol and his group’s comeback starts this week so I won’t have my main streaming buddy for a bit.”

He nodded. “So what are you going to do while he’s gone?”

“Well, I have a few other people I stream with, but I know my fans will miss him for a bit. He and I have a really good dynamic since we’ve known each other for so long. It always sucks when he’s gone, he’s kind of the glue of the group.”

“Yeah, that sucks.”

“What about San?” Minsoo asked.

“What?” Both of you asked, confused.

“San’s really funny and stuff, he’d probably make a good replacement.”

“Wow,” San laughed. “Thanks, Minsoo.”

You stared at him for a few moments.

“What?”

“That… could actually work.”

“I-- what?”

“Well, you and I are pretty funny together, I think.”

“I think you guys are funny together,” Minsoo offered. “Seonghwa told me about when he told you to start training to make the baked goods and Wooyoung picked you up--” she laughed.

“Was he complaining?” You laughed.

“Well-- yeah, a little. But I thought it was funny.”

You pointed at her, affirming her comment. “And Yeosang hates us when we get going, which means we’re funny.”

“How does that mean you’re funny?”

“Because he’s only pretending he hates it. If he really hated it he’d just stop talking to me.”

“And Wooyoung.” San added.

You nodded and thought for a few moments before turning to San. “So why not? You have a gorgeous gaming rig, you have to be able to stream with it.”

“I mean…”

The trepidation in his voice shook you. “Oh-- I mean, you don’t have to if you don’t want to. It’s up to you, you don’t have to.”

“I’ve never streamed before but… I have watched a lot of streams.”

“Oh?”

“I think… I think streaming with you could be fun.”

Your eyes opened wide in astonishment. “Really?”

“Yeah. I mean, I’ve never streamed… so I don’t know if I'll be good at it, but I can try if you think I can help. It could be cool.”

You nodded. “Awesome. Thanks. I mean, hey, my channel is a good size so you should pick up some spare cash during the month. Money is always nice.”

San nodded. “So what’s your channel name?”

You quieted your voice as you said it.“Jageun Geomeun Goyangi, or JGG, or Little Black Cat.”

San’s eyebrows ticked up. “Oh?”

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Online/Offline [C.S] - forty-two | meet the morn

“So… how do I join?”

“I’m sending you the invite, just give me oneeee… second.”

You scrolled to San’s screen name, MorningStar, and selected it.

Di-Dng!

“Dear god, I can not take that place. Who’s the new guy?”

“Yeji this is MorningStar-- should I call you Morning or Star?”

“Umm…” San thought for a couple seconds. “I’m not sure.”

“MourningStar…” Yeji trailed off as she thought. “I think I would just go with ‘Mourn.’”

“‘Morn?’” You asked.

“Mhm.”

“Sort of… Shakesperian, I guess. ‘Meet me on the morn.’”

“OH!” Yeji laughed. “I thought it was ‘mourning’ like, ‘mourning dove’. I read it wrong.”

You and San laughed.

“My eyes are tired. I ended up fixing the printer at work again.”

“Does it keep breaking?” San asked.

“It doesn’t stop breaking, honestly.”

“Oh, I’m sorry.”

Di-Dng!

“Yeji, just break the fucking thing. I have a bat you can use. I’ll put nails in it for you.”

“Ryujin, you’re back? I didn’t hear you come in.”

“Yeah. I put some food in the fridge for you if you want it. Vietnamese.”

“Oooooh. You spoil me.”

“Hell yeah, I do.”

You chuckled.

“You’re not going to introduce me, Cat?”

“Sorry, I’m setting up the game.”

“Keeho isn’t here for a day and already you’re struggling. Do you want me to do it? I’ve done it before when you and Keeho both show up late.”

“Yeah, but could you maybe show me how to do it another time? Your job makes you late more often than not.”

“Yeah, I’ll show you later.”

“Thank you.”

“Introduce me while I do this.”

“Oh-- yeah. This is MorningStar. We’ve become friends recently. This is his first time streaming. We were just deciding if he wanted to go by ‘Morning’ or ‘Star’ and Yeji suggested ‘Mourn’ with a ‘u’ because she read his name wrong.”

“Hmm…” Ryujin mused as she was, most likely, selecting the settings of the game. “I sort of like ‘Mourn’ with a ‘u’, actually. Even as ‘Morn’ as in the time of day, it sounds cool. Like the… sound of it sounds cool.”

“What do you think, MorningStar?”

“No-U-Morn sounds cool. If you all like it, then I like it.”

QuackIsWhack✅: Easy to please JohnnyYuta: We love an unbothered king LeaBea: I like his voice YangYangGangGang: NO U!

Di-Dng!

Di-Dng!

“Heyyyy, Mick and Bracken are here.”

“Yep!”

“And we’re starting off in different rooms today.”

“Wooow-- oh! Did you finally finish unpacking?”

“We did,” Mick said triumphantly.

“Wooow, nice!”

“Mick, Bracken, this is MorningStar.” You said.

“Nice to meet you.” Mick said.

“Nice to meet you. I heard you’ve decided on ‘Morn’ as a nickname?” Bracken asked.

“Yeah, it seems like everyone likes it.”  San said.

“Well, it’s nice to meet you, Morn.”

“Nice to meet you too, Bracken.”

“Ahem?” Mick cleared his throat.

“And you as well, Mick.”

“Where’d you get the name from?”

“Maybe he’s Satan,” you laughed.

“You, being friends with the devil?” Mick asked. “I’d believe that.”

You laughed.

“Um, I’ve never streamed before so I was trying to think of a name, and my cat’s name is Byeol and she wakes me up every morning, so…”

“Ah, so ‘MorningStar’. That’s cute, Morn.”

A🌲SurroundedBy🌷s: His cat’s name is Byeol? TheNicestGuy: He has a cat? JohnnyYuta: Show us the cat! UltimateHyung: Why no cam! MinHoe: We want cat! LuciPURR: Give us the cat! StrickenChicken: Cat! Cat! Cat! SleepySheepy😴: 😻😻😻

“They’re clamoring in my chat, Morn, do you see?”

“Yeah-- wow, they’re going wild.”

“The internet loves cats.”

JohnnyYuta: Let us see her! MinHoe: WE NEED TO SEE THE CAT A🌲SurroundedBy🌷s: We demand the cat!

“I don’t even have a camera, how would I show her?” San laughed.

“Maybe we can figure something out.” You laughed.

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Online/Offline [C.S] - thirty-five | you really do need a vacation

“Do you think you’ll ask her out?”

“I don’t know. I can’t tell if she likes me.”

Wooyoung was walking out of the kitchen, to ask Seonghwa something when he overheard what they said. His face broke out into a smile like an anti-vaxxer’s kid breaking out with the measles. He stopped in the doorway at those words and stepped backwards swiftly, back into the kitchen.

“Are you okay?” You asked. “Did you just find out Santa is real or something?”

“I-- what?”

You laughed as you rolled up the brioche dough into a small bun.

Wooyoung narrowed his eyes at you and then brushed it off. “I heard something really fun.”

“Fun?”

“Mhm.”

“You don’t plan on sharing?”

“No.” He hummed to himself.

“Okay.” You went back to rolling buns.

Out of the corner of your eye, you could see him watching you.

“You don’t want to know?”

“You just said you didn’t want to share. And unlike whatever you’re doing right now, I know how to mind my own business.” You went back to the dough with an air of smug self-satisfaction.

Wooyoung opened his mouth uselessly as he tried to respond but then closed it. He ‘humpf’-ed and joined you in rolling up buns for the baking tray.

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Online/Offline [C.S] - forty-four | caturday

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Online/Offline [C.S] -  twenty-five | can I pick her up? can I tell her I love her? will she get mad?

Wooyoung rang the doorbell and you clapped your hands together as you waited in the hall with Wooyoung and Yeosang.

“Are you okay?” Wooyoung asked.

“I’m excited to see a cat.”

Wooyoung and Yeosang laughed.

“Do you parents still have Beanie?”

“Beanie?” Wooyoung asked. “Your cat is named ‘Beanie’?”

“Yeah, his mom was named Porky.”

Wooyoung sighed, and leaned against the wall dramatically. 

Yeosang smiled at his reaction.

“What? Don’t tell me you hate it.”

“I’m… I’m so upset I didn’t think of that first. Please tell me Porky was fat.”

“She was fat--”

“Who was fat?” San asked as he opened the door.

“One of my parents’ cats.”

“Oh,” he chuckled and let you all into the apartment. “Come in, I have food-- Baby, come’re!” He shouted into the apartment.

A somewhat chubby yet chic siamese ran over to greet you as you came in.

San picked her up and gave her a hug and held her so you could pet her. “This is her majesty, Byeol.”

You held out your hand so she could smell it, and she did, and then full-forced headbutted your hand with her face and rubbed all over it. You gasped quietly, eyes welling with tears as you felt what could only be given by a cat: the kind of regal acceptance of a monarch to their subject.

“She likes me.”

San smiled. Once you were done he set her back onto the floor and she rubbed all over your legs.

You reached out for San and whispered. “San, she likes me.” 

San held your hands and laughed.

“I’m really going to cry, I haven’t seen a cat since I moved out of my parents house-- except for visiting them. I miss cats. Can I pick her up? Can I tell her I love her? Will she get mad?”

“No, she likes being picked up. You can hold her like a baby.”

You scooped Byeol up as San said and she slow-blinked at you. You looked at San and whined. He laughed at you. 

“You’re so pretty,” you said as you cradled her.

“Y/n, we’re eating the food without you.” Yeosang warned.

You gave Byeol a kiss and put her back on the floor. “I’ll kill you myself, Sangie.”

He chuckled.

This non-party was like the last non-party, only with slightly less alcohol.

“Where’s your roommate?” Wooyoung asked. “I thought maybe he was in his room but he hasn’t come out.” 

“He’s been at work all day. I think he’s shooting something?”

“Shooting something?” You asked.

“He’s an actor.”

“Oh, cool.”

San nodded.

“Is he popular at all?”

“I think he’s mostly been a bit part in things, but he is trying.”

You nodded. “Well, good for him.”

This time, Wooyoung and Yeosang ended up sleeping on the couch together; Yeosang functioning almost as a second mattress as Wooyoung was draped over him, or perhaps, Wooyoung was functioning as a blanket. Byeol was curled up in your lap purring like a steam engine as you petted her and talked to San.

“Do you really miss having a cat that bad?” He laughed softly.

“Who else is going to ignore me, but in a loving way? And yell at me when they think I’m going to to get them food, but I’m actually walking past it?”

He laughed again.

You smiled as you pet her. “It is lonely when you don’t have anyone around though. And obviously a cat isn’t as good of company as a person, but it’s nice to have someone to spend time with.”

He nodded. “I’m sort of surprised you and Yeosang aren’t roommates, then.”

“Oh, I only found out we were in the same building the day I moved in. Another friend of mine is the one who found the place for me.”

“Oh, why don’t you live with them, then? If you feel lonely.”

You thought about it for a moment as you pet Byeol. Should you tell him that Keeho is an idol?

“I--”

You turned to him.

“I mean, you don’t need to tell me if you don’t want to.”

“No, um… He and I keep very different hours so we’d probably just end up annoying each other.”

“Ah. How long have you known each other?”

“Umm… So, I knew Yeosang all through grade school, then he moved away, and I had actually met my other friend before that but we only became friends after Yeosang left when he noticed me sitting by myself in class and asked where he was. So… early high school? We’ve been friends since then.”

“You must be close enough that you wouldn’t annoy each other like that.”

You laughed softly. “You’d think, but sometimes living with someone else can really change how you see a person. Like, if you’re neat and they’re messy or something.”

San nodded.

You sat silently for a few moments and you went back to petting Byeol.

“You’re a streamer, right?” San asked.

You nodded. “Mhm.”

“So I guess you probably stay up late, and that’s where the weird hours would come from?”

You chuckled. “Yeah. I play a lot of games by myself, too.”

His face brightened. “Oh, yeah?”

“Mhm.”

“Which ones?”

“Umm… mostly I like RPGs or chill games, but then I’ll play like… multiplayers and stuff with my friends.”

“Oh, that’s cool,” San smiled.

“I built my own computer.” You nodded.

“Shit, really?”

You nodded proudly.

“I built my own too.”

“Really?”

“Mhm. Want to see?”

“Um, yes?” 

San stood and you scooped Byeol up and followed him to his room. He turned the lights on and presented the tower of his computer, which was currently off.

“What are the specs?”

“How would you feel if I said it had an Nvidia GeForce RTX 3080 Ti?”

Your eyes widened as you looked at him. Silence fell for a moment as you processed the letters and numbers you heard and gained a new appreciation for the man standing in front of you.

He smiled.

You suddenly felt that computer building could be a thing that was so… sexual.

“Don’t those need a really beefy power supply?”

He nodded. “It has it.”

“Ooooooof.” You breathed as you looked back at the tower. “I’ve never felt so envious before in my life.”

He chuckled.

“I can’t believe you dropped that much money on it.”

He shrugged. “It’d been a while since I built a new computer so I figured why not? Money’s no good unless you spend it.”

“That’s so sexy of you.” 

You froze for a moment. Out of the corner of your eye you could see that San also froze. You hated that you couldn't control your penchant for speaking without thinking outside of your streams: while you were streaming it made you hilarious, in real life it made you awkward. You did the only thing you could do and deflected; lifting Byeol up and holding her so her face was in yours. 

“Miss Byeol, you didn’t tell me your daddy had such incredible taste in computer parts. You shouldn’t keep secrets, you bad girl.”

San exhaled a laugh and you went back to holding her like a baby, the movement not deterring her from her eye smiles and happy purring.

“Oh, and it has LEDs,” San leaned over and turned it on, deep purple LEDs lighting up in the case as well as behind the double monitors.

“Wow. I’m a red LEDs person myself, but I can see you’re a man of taste.”

He laughed and held the power button to shut the computer off. The lights went off and everything was dark again.

“Should we go back to the living room?”

You chuckled. “I’m sure the sleepy twins are missing us terribly.”

San laughed as you turned and followed you out, turning off the lights.

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Online/Offline [C.S] - thirty-six | petition to have cat kicked from the discord

“So guess what, kiddos?” Keeho asked the group

You answered. “Polar bear- Polar bear- Polar bear- Polar bear- Polar bears are dying. The Ice caps are melting. Humans are depleting all the natural resources-- ” 

“Oh my god!” He shouted.

You laughed. 

“Not a Vine in this day and age!”

You laughed harder.

“Petition to have Cat kicked from the Discord,” Keeho said to the rest of the group.

“Denied.” Ryujin said flatly.

“Denied.” The other three said in unison.

“Who’s going to call your mom if she’s not here?” Yeji asked.

“Mhm.” Mick and Bracken both agreed.

Keeho sighed loudly and the party laughed at his reaction.

“Well, there will be no reason to call my mom any time soon because I won’t be around for a while…”

You thought for a moment and, realizing what he was going to say, gasped. “Are you really?”

QuackIsWhack✅: GASP! YangYangGangGang: He’s not-- LuciPURR: He is!

“Yep, JUPiTER is having our newest comeback soon.”

The Discord broke out into cheers.

“HEYYY!!”

“YEAH!”

“OH MY GOD!”

MinHoe: Yeah! LeaBea: OMG REALLY??! There’sARockInMySock: YESSSSS!! A🌲SurroundedBy🌷s:TAKE MY MONEY! TAKE MY FUCKING MONEY! I💚Keeho: EVERYONE WE HAVE TO STREAM LIKE IT’S OUR JOBS! YangYangGangGang: Omg, I’m so EXCITED!! KeeHOrse: I’ve been WAITING for this!! JohnnyYuta: YEAH Keeho!!

“Wait, is this official? Are you going to get in trouble for spoiling it again?” The pitch of your voice dropped for the second question as you rocketed back to two years ago when Keeho spoiled yet another comeback release date and got the whole group into trouble with this label.

“For the love of--!” Keeho started and then calmed himself. “Okay, so… literally I’ve been asking my members for weeks when our comeback was because we recorded and then practiced a new coreo, and I kept being like, ‘Oh, what day?’ and they kept being like, ‘Oh, the date isn’t set’--”

“THEY LIED TO YOU??” You yelled and then exploded into laughter.

“They lied to me for weeks, Cat!”

“Oh my god!”

The group and the chat both descended into chaos.

JohnnyYuta: YOU CAN’T EVEN BE MAD, Keeho A🌲SurroundedBy🌷s: Mad Max, but it’s Keeho instead lol YangYangGangGang: SPOILER KING IS MAD??? QuackIsWhack✅: Unheard of lol 🗻of Namhae✅: I mean, what does he expect when he’s spoiled every single comeback since they first debuted

You read from the chat. “Namhae said, ‘What does he expect when he’s spoiled every single comeback since they first debuted’?”

“Namhae, I thought we were friends.” Keeho sighed.

🗻of Namhae✅: 😳😳😳😭😭😭 🗻of Namhae✅: Senpai! I’m so sorry!

“Don’t apologize to him, Namhae, he deserves it.”

“You’re stone cold, you know that?”

“Steve Austin,” Mick added.

“No doubt,” you laughed. “But they really lied to you the whole time?”

“Yeahhhh, I kept believing them. I feel so stupid.”

“Aww, you’re not stupid,” Yeji said.

“You’re not.” Ryujin agreed. “You’re an idiot.”

You laughed.

“Be nice to the poor boy,” Mick admonished.

“Yeah, be nice to me or I won’t invite you to my stream while I reveal my new hair color and the name of our title track.”

“Right now?!” You yelled.

“Oh shit! Hold on! I’m going, I’m going.” Bracken clicked hurriedly.

“Don’t you dare, Keeho.” Ryujin said.

You all navigated to his stream as he laughed. 

“Are you all here?”

Everyone said yes.

“You ready?”

Everyone said yes again.

Keeho took off his headset and looked into his webcam and pinched the top of the beanie he had on with both hands. You could see him mouth ‘one, two…’ he pulled the beanie up, revealing his new hair color.

You and Yeji screamed, making the other three members of the group laugh at you as Keeho modeled his new look.

QuackIsWhack✅: Omg! LuciPURR: OMG!! SleepySheepy😴: BLUE! There’sARockInMySock: WOWWWWWWWW KeeHOrse: OMG IT LOOKS SO GOOD! YangYangGangGang: KING Keeho! A🌲SurroundedBy🌷s: OPPAAAAAA JohnnyYuta: OPPAAAAAAAAAAA I💚Keeho: 💙💙💙💙💙 🗻of Namhae✅: Very nice, senpai

“My chat loves the color, Keeho.” You said once he had put his headset back on.

“Thank you everyone, thank you, thank you. We can all thank our incredible stylists for this color.”

“It looks sick, Keeho,” Bracken said.

“Mhm. Impeccable vibes.” Mick agreed.

“Keeho it looks so good!” Yeji yelled and you could hear her clapping.

“Not too shabby, Keeho.” Ryujin said.

“What about you, Cat?” Keeho asked.

“You mean as your best and oldest friend?”

He laughed. “Yeah.”

“I think it looks awesome. My compliments to the chef.”

Keeho laughed. “I’ll tell him you said he has beautiful eyes.”

You laughed.

“Anyway, the showcase is in two days, our album and the new music video drop in three days and I’ll be doing promotions for about a month after that.”

“Only JUPiTER could drop an album so last minute and have people losing their minds on such short notice,” Ryujin said.

“Right?” Mick agreed.

“We’re all going to watch, right guys?” You asked.

The group cheered.

“Thanks everyone,” Keeho laughed.

You waited a few moments. “Keeho.”

“What?”

“Keeho.”

“What?”

“What is the name of the title track, Keeho?”

“OH MY GOD I ALMOST FORGOT! It’s CALLiSTO!”

The group laughed.

You laughed for a moment before yelling into your mic: “Stream CALLiSTO, everyone!”

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