#“your utensils are in a plastic baggie so theyre uncontaminated” “oh so they were put in there by a sterile machine? cool!” “uhh.... no”

[kirbyddd]

sometimes i remember there were people in the 21st century who genuinely believed this shit was a safeguard against airborne disease:

#big fan of “keep your mask on while you wait in line outdoors but then take it off once you're eating in an enclosed space with 100 people” #“ it's fine weve taken every precaution the tables are 6 ft apart and have plastic sheets bolted to their sides” #“the air you breathe only travels directionally and will stop at a wall dont worry” #“yeah it'll disperse after a few feet airborne virus is a misnomer it doesnt actually survive in the air long” #“your utensils are in a plastic baggie so theyre uncontaminated” “oh so they were put in there by a sterile machine? cool!” “uhh.... no” #“yeah you just have to cover your mout this translucent piece of cloth is a perfectly acceptable alternative to a medical mask” #“look it's even reversible!” #people were reverting to plague era hygeine i feel like hand sanitizer was the only thing saving these people