#…so if anyone has any cyno or heizou brainrots they’d like to send in i would be very very grateful

[cynicalmusings]

Shall I Compare Thee To A Fiction’l Man?  (translation: please send me brainrots)

Shall I compare thee to a fiction’l man? I shan’t for that would be too great a praise: Not one can match the splendour of dark tan, Or depth of Gen’ral Mahamatra’s gaze. Nor shall one ever hope to replicate Detective’s eyes of steely olive green; Unparalleled in their outstanding rate  Of ‘nearthing lies; so careful and so keen. And their eternal pixels shall not fade, Nor lose possession of mine hopeless heart, Instead they both will make my mind unmade, When from my constant thoughts they shalt not part, So long as pixels shine, mine eyes will see These fiction’l men who give life unto me.

#there. i did it. i humiliated myself for you guys. #…so if anyone has any cyno or heizou brainrots they’d like to send in i would be very very grateful #they can be anything. angst. fluff. aus. headcanons. weirdly specific scenarios. #A N Y T H I N G #except for smut #heizou x reader #cyno x reader