#❝ ain't no jesus here‚ billy boy ❞ 「 ooc 」

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//catboy salvatore real. anyway happy halloween! i hope y'all had a wonderful holiday :D

#❝ ain't no jesus here‚ billy boy ❞ 「 ooc 」 #❝ me‚ i don't show up very good in pictures ❞ 「 art 」 #//this is a late halloween picture AND a birthday gift for myself #//imagining this is him attempting to humor billy (who wanted to see him be cute) #//he feels very stupid and embarrassed #//what's the point of being an artist if you don't draw shit like this sometimes

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Billy Whitebread Headcanons

(picrew link)

his real name is jason booth, but he starts going by billy regularly after the fall of bonesaw vic's. sal's silly little nickname just stuck.

he has tried multiple times to grow a beard, and every time he's given up and shaved it off because he didn't vibe with it.

he's a convicted felon--when he was 19, he was arrested for breaking and entering as well as felony drug possession with intent to distribute.

in modern verses, billy is in his early 50s, though magic supernatural bullshit from his interactions with the fae has increased his natural lifespan dramatically. he isn't sure by how much, though.

he's big into grunge, and his favorite band is nirvana.

his right ear is pierced but his left isn't. no he didn't understand the connotations behind that when he got it. he likes to wear a simple gold earring most of the time.

he has some tattoos, notably a series of sigils on his back to ward off certain supernatural beings, especially ghosts n' shit. salvatore delights in telling him that they're stupid and don't do anything but make him look like a moron.

he also has the name of one of his ex-girlfriends tattooed on his left thigh. she dumped him about a month and a half after he got it. he tells everyone it's actually his mom's name.

it took a lot of time and effort, but he did eventually manage to kick the smoking habit he developed while working at the zoo. he also doesn't drink for the most part anymore, but he does still occasionally smoke weed.

post zoo, billy dresses formally most of the time, but he still keeps a lot of his old band tees and jeans from the early 90s. his most prized article of clothing, though, is a worn leather jacket.

he paints his nails on occasion. his favorite color to make them is purple.

he has some scars, most notably a cut along his jaw and several clawmarks on his back. his shitty sigil tattoos help cover them up.

in modern verses, he absolutely posts thirst traps on instagram. they're surprisingly good. salvatore has an instagram account just to comment on those and make fun of him.

he tends not to use specific labels for himself most of the time, but for all intents and purposes he's a bisexual cis dude.

billy is 5'10.5" but likes to tell people he's the full 5'11".

his hair is naturally brown but he bleaches it regularly.

he has a pet rabbit named clara. she likes to sleep on his pillow.

#❝ ain't no jesus here‚ billy boy ❞「 ooc 」 #❝ there i was‚ a gangster turned vampire on the loose ❞「 headcanons 」 #❝ we got ourselves a tough guy over here ! ❞「 billy 」 #drugs cw #//just a mention but better safe than sorry! yeehaw

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//oh also i forgot to share. i have this screenshot saved from one of the d&d campaign servers i'm in, of my friends mina and sergio talking about salvatore <3 or rather. joking about mina's character thirstposting about sal

#❝ ain't no jesus here‚ billy boy ❞ 「 ooc 」 #suggestive cw #//my collection of images of people thirstposting about salvatore brings me so much joy #//even if this one is just them being silly

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//HI. it's been a hot fucking minute. this is my first time logging in here since december

#❝ ain't no jesus here‚ billy boy ❞ 「 ooc 」 #//i've been anxious about logging in here #//but today i bit the bullet so. hi

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//i feel like all i've been sharing are bad updates about my life

so! a good one!! one i forgot to share sooner

i am ✨️ engaged ✨️!!!

proposed to my partner calem and they immediately started crying (in a good way).

gay ass bitches stay winning 💖

#❝ ain't no jesus here‚ billy boy ❞ 「 ooc 」 #//[insert mean joke here about feeling VERY good abt my relationships after seeing my roommates']

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//like this post for a starter of varying length, but probably a little on the shorter side for now!

#❝ ain't no jesus here‚ billy boy ❞ 「 ooc 」 #starter call #//need to stretch my Sal Writing Muscles again

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//YES sal has drunk gasoline before. it was one time after he became a vampire, but still. he did that. i just wanna make that clear

#❝ ain't no jesus here‚ billy boy ❞ 「 ooc 」 #//it was part of his plan to siphon some gas u must understand

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//last ooc post for now, but i've been playing co-op bg3 with my fiance as D&D Salvatore, aka skaris

here he is <3

#❝ ain't no jesus here‚ billy boy ❞ 「 ooc 」 #//he's a sorcerer/rogue multiclass! #//with the draconic bloodline #//i only like playing tiefs it seems. him and eden #//he doesn't look angry and old enough. smh #//and his hair's longer bc this is based on the d&d au where his hair is long

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//today's my birthday! i'm officially 24!!! ✨️

one year closer to being able to interact with teddy 💖

#❝ ain't no jesus here‚ billy boy ❞ 「 ooc 」 #//yes i scheduled this months ago. mind ur business. #//to be clear! him generally preferring to interact with muns over 25? very fair choice #//a very reasonable choice even! i respect that! #//not at all saying that that's a bad thing or that i disagree with his decision b/c it's a Personal Decision #//and setting boundaries online is important #//however. i like being funny #//and the moment he told me he was doing that i was like. well i gotta make the obvious joke #//made this joke originally on my tftgs sideblog but i figured i'd put it here #//since this bitch gave me fungus #//brain fungus that is

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//i don't wanna just post constant updates about how work's going but i NEED to share this (red name is me, pink is my friend chai)

my friend chai was joking about the facility i work at being haunted and just

#❝ ain't no jesus here‚ billy boy ❞ 「 ooc 」 #//genuinely i love this job #//but also oh wow i already have so many stories that are wild to me #//this being one of them #suggestive cw #//<- for my nickname in that server #//don't worry about it btw

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//still on hiatus for the time being, still not sure when i'll come back fully, but circumstances have dramatically improved and i just wanted to share that :) i'm feeling good!

i also wanted to share some art! i semi-recently decided i hate using a tablet, actually, and drawing with my mouse has been so goddamn freeing. haven't drawn salvatore in a while but fuck it, i wanna show y'all some of what i've been up to.

i have these two new ocs that are ruining mt life 💕 left is iliris the goth cowboy-slash-terrorist (he/him), and right is twice the cannibal cultist (they/he/it). they're in love 💖 or. well. they were.

and then i've been drawing my boy eden (he/him) literally so much. purple boy has gotten me through some rough times lately. so here's the hims 💕

and then i drew this on thursday for my friend joey and he lost his shit about it! a family crest for his oc azrael

#❝ ain't no jesus here‚ billy boy ❞ 「 ooc 」 #❝ me‚ i don't show up very good in pictures ❞ 「 art 」 #//even if it's not salvatore art per se #//hiiii hi 💕 #//i've been drawing a lot of d&d characters lol

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//the new mutuals aren't all caught up in what is my MOST self indulgent ass piece of salvatore lore and i need to Fix That

anyway when sal is very content and happy he purrs <3 it's not a conscious thing but it IS something that happens. and yes he's very embarrassed by it.

#❝ ain't no jesus here‚ billy boy ❞ 「 ooc 」 #❝ there i was‚ a gangster turned vampire on the loose ❞ 「 headcanons 」 #//run your fingers through sal's hair and he will quite literally purr like a lil cat

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//would y'all still love me if i impulsively made a pink everhood blog,

#❝ ain't no jesus here‚ billy boy ❞ 「 ooc 」 #//thinking about that fucked up little twink #//who feels like they're the victim but is very much also the problem #//sorry if you followed me for writing and all you get are pointless ooc posts btw #//the xavier multi lefaiye experience

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//this week i'm starting my new job! my activity's already been a bit all over the place, but once i start falling into a new routine uhhh things are probably gonna be funky. i'll still respond to messages when i can, and i'll do my best to get replies out in a timely manner. i hope y'all are doing well! take care <3 and thank you to everyone for being so patient with me!

#❝ ain't no jesus here‚ billy boy ❞ 「 ooc 」

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//funniest thing i ever did was decide that it's canon sal is a weak-ass bitch of a vampire. like it's entirely due to the starvation he experienced but yeah basically any other vampire could probably super easily kick his ass if they were so inclined

#❝ ain't no jesus here‚ billy boy ❞ 「 ooc 」

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//fuck it. yeah. tentatively open to plotting for teen salvatore (15-18). as a note, these plotlines would be taking place in the early-mid 1960s, so if that's important at all, please keep that in mind!

for simplicity's sake, i'll only open this up for *after* the point in time that sal starts using the name salvatore, rather than going by the name seamus.

so. slap that ❤️ i suppose and i'll reach out!

#❝ ain't no jesus here‚ billy boy ❞ 「 ooc 」 #plotting call #//i do fully expect that there won't be too much interest and that's okay! #//mainly bc i know a lot of my mutuals' muses simply would not be alive #//and i'm not really interested in writing a modern teenage sal #//so unless someone else was willing to be flexible this is probably gonna be something i mainly do with myself lmao #//and that's okay <3 no one is obligated to of course!