#⸝ 💌 ⃕ you’ve got mail .ᐟ ♡

[hausofanya]

📱+ haeminnie!

SONG HAEMIN IN CLÉO’S PHONE !

#⸝ 💌 ⃕ you’ve got mail .ᐟ ♡ #[ connections. ] #she don’t play abt her son like that !! #fictional idol community #fictional idol oc #fictional idol addition #fictional kpop community #fictional kpop oc #fictional kpop idol #skz 9th member #skz added member #skz addition #skz female addition

[hausofanya]

29!

29.     felt a rage so strong that it scared them.

she’d always thought the books were lying.

over-exaggeration was a selling point, she’d even complained to fans, well into a beloved live segment she dedicated to something akin to a facetime call. deep into a rant about young adult fiction, she’d rolled her eyes so many times that day she’d gotten a headache.

“‘he saw red.’ ‘something overtook my body.’ ‘i don’t know how it happened, but—’ please. never in a million years is this actually happening in real life. but i can’t fault fiction for being fiction. just don’t let it rot your brains into thinking every single person is hardwired like that.”

months after that segment, she’d her proven wrong at their biggest stage to date. but she wasn’t laughing, nor was any of what happened funny at all.

it starts with spotting odd red lights flashing across the brief bits of skin exposed through rips and tears in their stages outfits. she doesn’t think much of it — neon and flashing lights were a fixture most of their concerts. she could chalk it up to a missed cue or a tired stage worker. hell, they were all overworked in this industry.

but it happens again, and again, and again, daring to flash in higher places dangerously close to the face in quick succession. thank fuck for quick reflexes, honestly. she checks in with seungmin moments after, a brief nod and a squeeze to her hand easing her nerves. but it somehow worsens even more.

idols are not strangers to fans throwing things on stage — even at them, a sad truth to come to terms with. they’re lucky the better part of their fans are respectful and rather hold out gifts to them, but she’s learned firsthand not to be too naive. ( in all honestly, spyware in plush gifts still scare her to this day. she’s glad the staff member pried the toy out of her hands before giving it a once over and noticing something odd. she still asks for her gifts to be checked out personally, sometimes exceeding four times. )

flags, roses, paper planes with loving notes, and a choker once, much to her amusement. sometimes fans overestimate the distance between the stage and they have to duck lest they lose an eye or more. but he wasn’t even looking in their direction when she saw something she was sure was thrown with intent take aim right at his head.

just like in the books, her body reacted before her brain could catch up with rational thought. a dull splat hits her right shoulder, not even fully registering the impact. someone swears loudly. all she can see is the brief yet raw flash of fear that appears on felix’s face, once when he realizes that it was aimed for him, then again when he looks down at her shoulder.

her hands settle on his shoulders before tightening her hold on him, unable to get her words out. they’d purposely aimed for his head right he wasn’t looking. she doesn’t even remember crossing the stage so quickly. her head spins. anger simmers under her skin like a whistling kettle, boiling with such an intensity her hands begin to tremble. before she can stop herself, she turns back with what she’s sure reads as rage, a few fans in the front stumbling backwards as she scours the crowd for the asshole who thought they could. her expression sours when she realizes how easy they must have blended in to fit in with eager fans, then even more when she realizes they’d passed security so easily—

a hand brushes by her head and she startles, letting go of felix’s shoulders. chan looks positively furious, the rest lingering behind him looking various shades of worried, concerned, and pissed. she turns back to felix, her expression softening into one of concern.

“i’m okay,” he answers her unspoken question, though his voice wavers slightly. “your shoulder..”

oh, is her first thought. then, intelligently, huh.

minho assess the status of her shirt and officially declares it a lost cause, the joke landing flat with his tone serious. he’s tender with her shoulder, though. to be quite honest, she swears she can’t even feel any of what she thinks is supposed to be discomfort at the least.

“i need a new shirt,” is her first blunt statement before she offers a lopsided grin. she can see the tension ease a bit, though hyunjin still looks positively sick.

“should have done track in high school,” he mumbles as he follows her backstage, hovering in her space as both her and felix are herded towards backstage medics. she can hear the muffled sounds of minho and changbin doing crowd control. chan hangs back to oversee. “you don’t even move that fast for coffee.”

“coffee is replaceable.” cléo shrugs, then winces as the movement collides with her medic gently prodding at her sink. “there’s more important things than coffee.”

felix’s expression crumples then, and she ignores the half formed warning her medic starts to utter for wrapping her arms around the younger. if hovers near her for the rest of the show once they’re in the clear to go back out, no one mentions it.

#⸝ 💌 ⃕ you’ve got mail .ᐟ ♡ #[ the anyaverse. ] #the four youngest really are her kids don’t ever play like that #she doesn’t know martial arts like felix but. girl is from new york #that’s all i have to say 🤷🏽‍♀️ #fictional idol community #fictional idol oc #fictional idol addition #fictional kpop community #fictional kpop oc #fictional kpop idol #skz 9th member #skz added member #skz addition #skz female addition

[hausofanya]

🤳🏾 + 14

to show off their childhood.

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[hausofanya]

📱+ baebi PLEASSSSEEEE 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

JUNG YOONAH ( BAEBI ) IN CLÉO’S PHONE !

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[hausofanya]

cleo, girl be true alrighty?? how many shots would it take for u to sleep w chan

ASK GAME !

before she can school her expression, cléo makes a face, brows knitted together—before she remembers she’s on camera. pointing forward with a surprised laugh, she quickly adds, “no one take that out of context.”

“zero. not a single shot. but for the same reasons as hyune. except chan really is like a brother to me.” cléo puts a hand over her heart as if taking a pledge. “cross my heart. he has his moments, though. the fans are right when they want him blond again. what an era.”

she whistles lowly before laughing. “the dye definitely altered something in his brain chemistry. but even then i don’t think i would be tempted. i’ve seen too many off camera shenanigans. zero shots!”

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[hausofanya]

okay but plastic surgery? look so fine you HAD to have had something done. don’t lie….

ASK GAME !

“want to preface this by saying that plastic surgery as a choice should be normalized. it shouldn’t … make or break whether or not someone is pretty or not. maybe it’s something they really wanted and were able to do through their respective company. no shame.”

cléo then pauses, her demeanor spinning a complete 180.

“that being said,” she starts with a grimace, “they would have to strap me down if they EVER wanted me near any needles. i still cry during flu shots. i dread going for yearly checkups. last i went, the nurse had to distract me by asking me what kind of car i would buy if i had all the money in the world.” cléo covers her face as she laughs at her own embarrassment. “picking a bugatti doesn’t stop the tears from flowing when you feel that prick.”

she shudders visibly with a groan, playing with her hair nervously. “no plastic surgery here.”

#⸝ 💌 ⃕ you’ve got mail .ᐟ ♡ #insert predebut clip of cléo running away from a nurse 😭 #fictional idol community #fictional idol oc #fictional idol addition #fictional kpop community #fictional kpop oc #fictional kpop idol #skz 9th member #skz added member #skz addition #skz female addition

[hausofanya]

📱 + any pf member !!

SALEM KUEAKULSRI IN CLÉO’S PHONE !

#⸝ 💌 ⃕ you’ve got mail .ᐟ ♡ #[ connections. ] #link up of the century hello #THEY LOOK SO GOOD. #fictional idol community #fictional idol oc #fictional idol addition #fictional kpop community #fictional kpop oc #fictional kpop idol #skz 9th member #skz added member #skz addition #skz female addition

[hausofanya]

📱🙏⁉️

LEE KISUNG IN CLÉO’S PHONE !

#⸝ 💌 ⃕ you’ve got mail .ᐟ ♡ #[ connections. ] #cléo switches thru light and dark mode like a kid playing with a light switch don’t hold her #(i do the same thing 🤷🏽‍♀️) #ignore the timestamps i didn’t feel like editing all that SHDGSHHS

[hausofanya]

dawg is cleo going to have her heart broken AGAIN 😭 swear on my soul if she gets another dowon you and me are gonna fight

#⸝ 💌 ⃕ you’ve got mail .ᐟ ♡ #ITS ARGUABLY WORSE I FEAR. #love her bad tho that’s my fave 🫶🏽

[hausofanya]

🪐 + laila of lunarix ( @mediadollz !)

SEND AN EMOJI FOR A MANIP !

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[hausofanya]

no cause now i need the context for those cleo once said tweets. 😭 you don’t have to do all of them but pls do some!

cléo is just out of pocket .. she’s so out of pocket her boys have developed a system over the years to communicate when she looks like she’s about to ruin someone’s life or hurt their feelings real bad 💀 it’s usual not intentional, though. usually. some of those lines were.

‘why’re we having an existential crisis after singing about the size of what’s in your pants. i need answers.’ okay… so this is when she heard golden hour for the first time on a live the star trio did. heard ‘i have a really big… problem’ and went 😦⁉️ and clocked out until she heard the interlude and went 🤨❓and that’s when she said that. followed by ‘this song is not about no damn eggs.’ 😭

‘you truly could never be about that life! your only opp is the college entrance exam!’ this is from a half written interview with eric nam i’ve yet to finish where she talks about the things that were surprising to her when she moved to south korea. she talked about how she was surprised at how the boys in her classes acted so tough when everyone knew they would go home to their moms waiting for them with freshly cut fruit, and that’s where that lovely quote was taken from. clip went viral on twitter immediately lmaoooo

‘you have an unusual allegiance to losers. please fix that.’ this is from one of her lives where she tells fans to drop questions and concerns from their lives and she’ll give them advice to the best of her ability. one fan had complained about a shitty ex situation and cléo had gone back and forth with them for a couple minutes with other fans chiming in and also giving them encouragement. but it was when the fan admitted that despite all the noise and negativity their ex brought into their life.. they still loved them, and that’s when cléo’s face fell. and that quote was born. and crashed the live. 💀

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[hausofanya]

📱 + liling!

WANG LILING IN CLÉO’S PHONE !

#⸝ 💌 ⃕ you’ve got mail .ᐟ ♡ #[ connections. ] #i need most hashtag content omg #and guest appearances on cwc 🧏🏽‍♀️‼️ #going thru all ur tags rn. sorry for the incoming spam 😭

[hausofanya]

10 + 21 for the weirdly specific ask game!!

10. what fact do they excitedly tell everyone about at every opportunity?

“did you know butterflies are cannibals?” solely because she thinks the various reactions she gets are hilarious. insane opening chit-chat content. and the fact that it’s true adds a little bit of extra hilarity.

21. what common etiquette do they disagree with? do they still follow it?

just the little things. like eating ice cream with a fork. and pouring milk first, even if she’s a cereal first person at heart. she’s honestly just a little shit. and i love her for it.

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[hausofanya]

not to barge in but i think it’s so cute that cléo is friends with the txt boys—especially with her brother there 😭 does he have beef with yeonjun about the dating scandal.. especially since you said she’d have been mcing with him and woonhak since july … i just know yeonjun goes home to the doors and alexei is like 🙂 did you have 🙂 fun 🙂 … i know it drives him absolutely CRAZY

no cause hyukai and haemin are her sons ?? sorry to that man.. she is pinching cheeks and giving them candy like someone’s grandmother. making herself right at home. but the lexeijun beef is so alive it’s still grazing in pristine green pastures. 💀 it’s not that serious but his eye twitches when he laughs too loud at a joke. it’s giving sitcom 😭 ..

no cause like i get it tho… that’s his little sister ☹️😭 but you’re less than five minutes older than the girl, man. let her have friends! but at the same time. if i woke up to my little sister’s name plastered on news sites next to the guy that dorms with me, i’d want answers ASAP 💀❗️

#⸝ 💌 ⃕ you’ve got mail .ᐟ ♡ #the lexeijun beef is legendary actually #and it’s hilarious because someone will catch lex side eyeing him and they’re like ‘damn he must have smiled at cléo for too long’ DHDVSGAHQ #it’s sooooo silly 😭😭😭 #fictional idol community #fictional idol oc #fictional idol addition #fictional kpop community #fictional kpop oc #fictional kpop idol #skz 9th member #skz added member #skz addition #skz female addition

[hausofanya]

cléo, cléo! is it true that you almost didn't get your solo bc you called jyp a washed up hag? the people need to know!

ASK GAME !

she’s quick to tamp down the laugh that threatens to escape, holding two fingers up for a bit before facing correctly again. “i did no such thing. my career is very important to me! but,” cléo then finally lets a smile crack through, looking utterly pleased.

“no boss has ever been unscathed from jokes. sorry to him, though. i think. they’re not career threatening. i’m still here, aren’t i?”

#⸝ 💌 ⃕ you’ve got mail .ᐟ ♡ #don’t let them leak the hsk gc tho 💀‼️ #fictional idol community #fictional idol oc #fictional idol addition #fictional kpop community #fictional kpop oc #fictional kpop idol #skz 9th member #skz added member #skz addition #skz female addition

[hausofanya]

Rumor has it you're NOT renewing with JYP

ASK GAME !

cléo’s expression turns unreadable for a split second, pursing her lips before offering a faint smile that doesn’t reach her eyes. “stray kids is important to me. we promised to stick together, and i hold that promise dear to me, but.. sometimes the future is hard to plan for.”

she then looks off camera for a moment, as if reorganizing her thoughts. “i think that’s a decision to make when the time comes. i really couldn’t give you a concrete answer at this moment.”

#⸝ 💌 ⃕ you’ve got mail .ᐟ ♡ #🫢 #fictional idol community #fictional idol oc #fictional idol addition #fictional kpop community #fictional kpop oc #fictional kpop idol #skz 9th member #skz added member #skz addition #skz female addition