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May I please request a sneak peak of the next chapter. Pretty please with a cherry on top. 🥺

here it is, chapter 22 ;)

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Was thinking about a baby Percy AU where a heartbroken Sally, terrified out of her mind that her baby will die, wishes for her to be sent somewhere she will be safe, even if that means away from her (a la Moses).

Thus Baby Percy gets sent to the ROR verse and is found by the guards patrolling the Bifrost who mistake her for a purely human baby whose soul got lost in their way to the human part of Valhalla upon death so they sent her packing to the correct heaven. Who do they deliver her to?

Why, Adam of course. Father of Humanity, anyone?

And Adam immediately knows something is off about the little girl the guard gods just shoved into his arms (be more careful, will you?!) besides the fact he’s 90% sure she’s alive but. Well. It’s Free Baby.

Adam accepts the baby and doesn’t say a word. The Guard Gods pat themselves on the back for a job well done.

(Meanwhile back at the Bifrost, Zeus and Hades look around in confusion because they were sure they’d felt Poseidon arriving.)

Fast forward a couple years and rumors about a growing child starts seeping out of the human part of Valhalla. Adam and Even had another child, they say. A daughter, they say. A daughter alive and growing and that has powers no human should ever wield.

A daughter, Hermes realizes with horror when he’s sent to investigate, that feels an awful lot like his Lord Uncle Poseidon.

Back at the Bifrost, the Guard Gods feel a chill run down their spines. They don’t know how or why, but they just know they fucked up.

I FUCKING LOVE THIS IDEA?????? adam as percy's father omgggggggggg 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 this is such a cute au 😭💖💖💖💖

i can just imagine the reaction on adam and eve's faces when percy starts manipulating water despite the fact that they're 90% sure that she's supposed to be human and shouldn't be able to Do That, but adam just going "oh well" and just going with the flow 😭💖

AND THEN THE FUTURE CUSTODY BATTLE BETWEEN ADAM AND POSEIDON ASFHJHFGVHJG

rhea and hades are gonna be so pissed with poseidon tho: "YOU HAD A BABY AND YOU NEVER BOTHERED TO TELL ME?! HOW COULD YOU ABANDON HER?!"

poseidon: i didn't even know she existed 😐

hades and rhea: *beats him up*

this is gonna be the custody battle of a lifetime and i feel like this would also cause ragnarok 💀 the humans want baby percy to be raised by their best dad adam and the gods want percy to be with her godly father 😭

#👸🏻| asks #👸🏻| arsenic blues

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Im about to die, I have pre exams this whole week that counts for next year when I have my real exams and... I didn't learn😭 tomorrow I have geography and math and I'm good at math and also in geography BUT I HAVE TO LEARN THREE WHOLE CHAPTERS AND THAT ARE EIGHTEEN PARAGRAPHS.

And that's not even everything, I'm sick as fuck and feel like dying right now😢😢

ANYWAYS CAN YOU DROP THE SNEAK PEAK FROM CHAPTER 20 ARSENIC BLUES??

wtf is a PRE EXAM???? 😭😭😭 that sounds horrible, im so sorry

here's the sneak peek of chapter 20:

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See these children saying they want to marry their parents when they grew up? Now imagine percy having a conversation with a goddess ( could be anyone, Rhea, hera, shiva's wives ) and they ask her about who she would like to marry ( like pointing at young male godlings in her debutante ) and she just goes " can't I just marry daddy?" And poseidon hears

How would he reacts? How would others yanderes react?

poseidon would immediately get the wedding ready right then and there; the venue would be perfectly decorated, the wedding dress is already made, the invitations are sent out, the honeymoon spot has been located,, he has been WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT

hades is just gonna kidnap dionysus at that point and force him to make drinks for him 24/7 🙃 he'd debate with himself (while drunk) on whether or not he should crash the wedding and just snatch the bride away before the vows could be made

loki would crash the conversation right then and there. his presence would freak out the other goddesses but he wouldn't care, he's gonna jump percy's ass and beat her up for her shitty choices in men while also struggling with his own feelings of hurt, anger, jealousy, while also fighting the urge to either kill her or kidnap her

the psychic damage from hearing her words would actually kill apollo 💀

if this was pre chapter 25, then beelzebub would be the only yan who wouldn't freak out while the other's would've mistakenly taken her words seriously. he'd just sigh to himself and goes "here's percy doing her ✨uwu✨ act again 🙄" and wouldn't care

BUT IF THIS WAS POST CHAPTER 25??? he'd be sweating bullets and fighting back tears to the point that he looks constipated. he'd excuse himself from the discussion and find some place to have a mental break down without anyone judging him 💀💀💀💀

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i just realized that even nico isn't going to be accepted in ror cuz isn't he italian? lmao. i'd like to imagine ror hades accepting him but at the same time be like : really? an italian mother?? i have nothing against most humans but italian, thats crossing the line

wait i never even realized this but LMAO 💀

this is so funny but POOR NICO HSJEFJHSVFSJFg he literally already believes that nobody would accept him cuz he's a son of hades and gay, now he's gotta add "being italian" to the list 😭😭😭😭😭

nico: alternate father, there's something i should tell you... I'm... italian 🇮🇹😔🤌

ror hades: *gasps and clutches his skull decor in horror* 😨

#👸🏻| asks #👸🏻| arsenic blues

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If Arsenic Blues was Percy x Humans instead of Percy x Gods, which human fighters would you have picked for her? What kind of yanderes would they have been - if they were yanderes at all.

… what are the chances of them being worse than the gods?

OHHHHHH I LIKE THIS ONE.

okay okay, here are my list of human fighters that i would've paired with percy if my fic was humans x percy:

QIN SHI HUANG. he's just soooo hot im sorry, i melt when i see him 🫠

jack the ripper. man's never been loved by a god, but that's okay because percy will be your new favorite goddess (even tho she's only half)

NIKOLA TESLA. he will give her sexy math lessons (beelzebub needs to take notes)

leonidas. honestly, i mostly see him as a platonic yan, but then i remember the beef he would have with anthonius and it cracks me up. just a big beefy middle-aged man beefing with a teenage boy 💀

sasaki but things would get awkward after round 3 of ragnarok 💀

and i definitely can't see them as being worse as the gods tbh. the most intense out of them are probs gonna be qin shi huang and jack the ripper, but even they wouldn't be as bad. plus, yan dad adam would always be there to beat their asses if percy comes crying to him 😭

#👸🏻| asks #👸🏻| arsenic blues

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hello!

sorry to bother you, I think I sent this again, but I wasn't sure if I really sent it since my Internet went down exactly when I clicked send 😭😭

besides, I fixed some details and I was so nervous when I sent it that I didn't comment on half of the things I should have commented on-

the context of this fanart is to represent our beloved protagonist of Arsenic Blues, our problem girl and daddy's girl Percy, watching the fights from the canonical events of Record of Ragnarok. I drew her as if she was in Mer form because for some reason I thought she was in an aquarium while she watched the fights (??? don't ask why, I don't even know the answer 😭)

anyway, I tried to do it in the manga style of Record of Ragnarok, although it didn't turn out as good as I wanted.. I plan on doing a painted/anime version someday. I hope you like it, Queen, I love your fanfic/work of art! 💝

no dw i actually got it the first time!!! i just have a lot of asks rn so i wasn't able to answer it right away.... 💀💀💀

BUT ANYWAY

PERCY IS SO HOT HERE OMG 🥵 this is gorgeous art, AND YOU EVEN GOT THE EAR FINS DOWN TOO ASDJHFGJSV

i'm sure your painted version (if you ever decide to go with it) is gonna make this even more beautiful 😍👍

thank you for this MWAH 💋

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HERE YOU GOOOOOOO 👹

btw the "birthday" poseidon's talking about is December 13, the day she arrived to ror verse (aka her "birthday")

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How would ror gods ( daddyseion ) react to crusty ( procrustes ) being a son of poseidon and trying to kill percy? ( and then percy tricking him and cutting his legs off lol )

honestly, they wouldn't even be focused on percy beheading him and shit because they'd be too DUMBFOUNDED at the fact that PROCRUSTES is a child of POSEIDON

like yeah, by then they would've already been forewarned that pjo!poseidon's got a bunch of kids, but seeing procrustes would still leave them flabbergasted

i've answered something like this previously, but basically.... ror!poseidon is HAWT. and majestic. and basically ✨perfect✨ (aside from the homicidal personality). if they were told pjo!poseidon had a ton of kids, they'd be shocked ofc, but they would also assume "okay, he's a whore with 397417924 kids, fine. but they're probably beautiful and perfect at least, right?" WRONG

cuz pjo!poseidon's got monsters as kids, his godly son triton is a merman but pjo!mers are more predatory and scary compared to arsenic blues!mers, his demigod kids are either assholes or ugly, or both. and then there's percy who's literally his most normal kid 😭😭😭😭 she's just there like "👋😃 hi guys!"

so yeah they wouldn't even care about percy beheading her brother, because they'd be too distracted at the fact that that HIDEOUS PIECE OF SHIT is actually a child of THEEEEE poseidon 😭😭😭😭

they'd honestly be like "... why... is that THING.... so ugly???? how could he be lord poseidon's child???"

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Damn I really want a reading the books fanfic of this ( the only fic I saw of it only has 3 chapters ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ ), anyway imagine someone idk a god or goddess curse percy and Percy turn into a five years old for a week, how would they react. Would daddyseion like it being able to take care of a cute little Percy for a week. And she'd be so cute, but imagine a five years old going around sassing gods lol

THERE IS A GOOD ONE THAT I FOUND! its inspired by my fic and it got up to the minotaur fight

IT'S THIS ONE: https://www.wattpad.com/story/359513670-young-gods-pjo-ror

(or click here if it doesn't work)

i wanna make a reading the books/watching the movies too.... but maybe ill try it out after act 2 (cuz i wanna try and include the humans too, but i haven't written out any interactions between them and percy just yet)

but anyway! if percy got de-aged into a wittle five year old THERE WILL BE A MASSIVE CUSTODY BATTLE. poseidon's gonna have to fight everyone off 24/7 because THEY WANT TO ADOPT THAT BABY. hades wants to raise her, adamas wants to raise her, hell probably hera too, RHEA WANTS TO RAISE HER, SHIVA WANTS TO RAISE HER CUZ HE'S GETTING THAT GODDAMN PLAYDATE FOR GANESHA, LOKI WANTS TO RAISE HER

ITS GONNA BE ONE BIG MESS. they don't even care if she tries to sass them 😭😭 they'll just coo and pinch her cheeks. poor kid's gonna have sore and red cheeks by the end of the day 😭

#👸🏻| asks #👸🏻| arsenic blues

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If Percy had kids with the yans... what would their names be and who would do the naming 👀

do you guys remember someone asking me if percy would name her kids after dead demigods like luke, silena, zoe, bianca, etc? and i was like "nope, and she DEFINITELY wouldn't name her kids after luke too, luke was a dickhead to her"

I CHANGED MY MIND! book!luke was a meanie, but show!luke??? oh he's SO different and i love it. the luke of arsenic blues will be the luke of the tv show, so because of this, percy might actually name her future kid after luke 😂😂😂

but anyway, BACK TO YOUR QUESTION. i have like.... 1% planned for future kids with the yans so i don't really have any names yet lmao

but percy definitely should NOT do the naming, i can tell you that 😭😭 she will be very VERY bad at naming

i bring to you... a list of cursed names percy would actually name her kids if no one's around to stop her:

dory

yes, dory from finding nemo 😭

nemo

yup you heard me

ariel

it doesn't seem bad, but just wait till the yan dad finds out that ariel's the name of a mermaid who FELL IN LOVE WITH A HUMAN, is also fascinated by humanity, and even GAVE UP HER TAIL TO BECOME HUMAN AND LIVE WITH SAID HUMAN SHE FELL FOR 💀💀💀💀

ursula

yes another disney character

sebastian

more little mermaid characters! 😃

eric

the HUMAN prince from the little mermaid 💀

flounder

percy: "it's a cute name okay! 🙄"

sandy

sandy cheeks from spongebob 😭 just be glad she didn't choose squidward or spongebob

merliah

she's the mermaid barbie from "barbie in a mermaid tail"

bruce

the shark from finding nemo that said "fish are friends, not food!". those are words percy continues to live by to this day 😌

ponyo

another sea girl who fell in love with a human, the yans are throwing up rn 💀💀💀💀

LUKE 💀 (show!luke not book!luke)

at first they'd be a lil put off cuz the name's so... plain and boring and human, and then imagine them going "hold up, you wanna name our child after the dude who tried to KILL YOU????????"

and then.... the worst name of all:

anthonius (and no i am not kidding 😭)

have you seen all those tiktoks talking about how their mom or dad named them after their ex or some person they were in love with that isn't their spouse??? yeah, that's percy 💀

percy: "i just miss him im sorryyyyy 😭😭😭😭"

so yeah.

percy absolutely should NOT be in charge of naming her kids 💀

#👸🏻| asks #👸🏻| arsenic blues

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Ok, so this may be a stupid idea, but it just popped in my head. Can you imagine posiedon challenging Athena again. Instead, this time, she has to teach percy math. She goes into this confident that she will be done in a day only to come out crying and trying to get drunk on dionysus wine. Idk it just popped into my head. Posiedon gets to gloat that he beat Athena and be smug about it. Also, to add insult to injury, both Athena and Beelzebub get pissed when Nikola manages to teach her something.

man i cannot WAIT to start writing about nikola and percy because i plan on having him be SUCH a good teacher that he manages to teach percy all the way up college level calculus 2 (which is where i'm at now hehe)

beelzebub and athena would be FUMING

(what's the secret to nikola's ways? that's easy: he's just a nice and patient teacher, and that's what percy needs tbh. it's not that she's dumb, her previous teachers sucked and mostly didn't wanna deal with her disabilities, and beelie can get kinda snarky when it comes to her math skills, so having a genuinely nice, patient, and eager teacher like nikola would do WONDERS for her 🥺)

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anthonius Vs dad Leonidas would be the best comedy ever.

Percy:" He loves you. No fear, so mom wanted to see new clothes with me. "

Leonidas:" Dirty Athenian."

anthonius:" Son of Athena.. Not Athenian. "

Leonidas:" Already talking back, I see. "

i think leonidas would be the only other person who's hate for anthonius could rival poseidon's hate for him 😭

#👸🏻| asks #👸🏻| arsenic blues

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I was thinking about some funny situations with babies until one in particular came to mind.

How would Percy react if during a meeting or event she had the top of her dress pulled down leaving one of her breasts exposed because her baby decided that was the ideal time to feed?

How would Poseidon react to seeing his daughter-wife's breasts exposed? How would other yanderes react?

Or better yet, how would everyone react if instead of trying to suckle from Percy, the baby tried to suckle from Poseidon's breasts? Just imagine that the baby looked at his father's breasts and thought:

Bigger breast = more milk

Maybe Percy asked Poseidon to hold the baby for a moment and the next thing everyone sees is the baby trying to put his clothes aside to feed.

How would everyone react? How would the yanderes react? How would Zeus react? How would Poseidon himself react?

It would be so funny 🤣🤣🤣

the second the baby pulls down percy's top, poseidon would immediately flood the whole area they're in to get rid of any witnesses 💀💀💀

hades would scold him and be like "poseidon, the baby's just hungry, let percy feed her :(" (pervy uncle hades strikes again 🤪)

loki and apollo would have drowned 💀

beelzebub would've snapped a picture.... for research ;)

if the baby did it to POSEIDON tho, he would genuinely become so offended like "you dare mistake me for a woman? 😐🔱" but someone (probably loki) probably took a whole video of what happened and posted it online for everyone to see and it trended for a whole year because poseidon's a loser who doesn't have social media and had no clue 🤭

#👸🏻| asks #👸🏻| arsenic blues

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aphrodite better have an escape plan ready when the yans figure out she's the reason they can't babytrap percy lol

as long as she gets to see poseidon's tits, she'll die happy 😭

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Wouldn't it be fun if baby Percy's first words were related to Uncle Adamas?

As if at a family dinner Hades is joking and rhetorically asking baby Percy who his favorite uncle is and then she opens her mouth and starts babbling, everyone gets tense and excited upon hearing her first word only for her to answer Hades' question shouting "Uncle Adamas, UNCLE ADAMAS!!!"

Adamas would be mortified, Poseidon would be furious, Hades would be jealous and Zeus would be laughing, poor Uncle Adamas would have to hide behind Mommy Rhae to survive Poseidon's assassination attempt, It would be even better if this situation were repeated in the first steps Poor Adamas

Injections and tests? Well, baby Percy only accepts that they are done if Uncle Adamas is with her, this makes Beelzebub's life a lot easier even if internally he is jealous

Who needs Apolo himself to sing her the best children's songs when she can be lulled to sleep by the husky voice of her uncle Adamas mumbling about a new video game?

Visit the Underworld? Well, since she's there why not take the opportunity to go to Uncle Adamas' house, if Hades denies her she'll spend the whole visit crying as if the world was going to end

Being kidnapped to watch Loki's pranks? Hmmm since he takes her to see her favorite uncle she doesn't mind

Baby Percy has already chosen her favorite person in the world, the yanderes are all shaken by this obvious favoritism, meanwhile the platonic yandere Adamas is torn between wanting to protect his niece (who already has suitors despite being just a baby) or between running away far away baby Percy is totally in love platonically with him, his niece loves him very much and this makes him the target of the fury of all the yanderes

just like the other gods he never cared much about age and consent, one of his nieces was courted when she was just a baby (persephone and hades) but now that Percy, his favorite niece, is being courted he no longer thinks the marriage prospect funny, seriously these guys can't wait a few CENTURIES!?!? right now she's just a baby, his baby (platonic yandere speaking)

all the years that Poseidon ignored Adamas came back as karma, he may not have had Poseidon's love in childhood and adulthood but he won baby Percy's love with fervor, if before he had a problem with Poseidon never looking him in the eye now he has a problem with baby Percy looking at him with a perpetual look of platonic love

SHUT UP THIS IS TOO CUTEEEEEE 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

I LOVE PERCY AND UNCLE ADAMAS SCENARIOS SO MUCH THEY'RE SO CUTE BUT ALSO SO VERY HILARIOUS

you know those videos of kids that are running towards one parent, and they spread their arms out cuz they think their kid's running towards them only for the kid to run around them and go to someone else's arms???

YEAH THATS HOW I IMAGINE POSEIDON, BABY!PERCY AND ADAMAS 😭😭😭

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