#''have a great day ava.'' ''don't tell me what kinda day to have. gettin all presumptuous and rude...''

[damianmcgintleman]

husband and i started watching abbot elementary last week and we've almost finished season two and i think it's maybe the funniest show I've seen in like 10 years minimum

#so many scenes live in my head rent free. it's all i think about. #just an influx of random lines like a goddamn tiktok feed #''sweet baby jesus and the grown one too!'' #''what did he say to you? that you're gonna get fired?'' ''worse. he mumbled and i didn't hear him.'' #''cats are prescatarian.'' ''you're telling me this cat believes in god?'' #''you look like you dream in podcasts.'' #''oh my god she's pale like a zombie. you know they eat the hot people first. let me back my tasty ass up.'' #''i've been his girlfriend for five years but he's been my boyfriend for two.'' #''just because you have a round face like the teletubbies sun does not mean the world revolves around you'' #''have a great day ava.'' ''don't tell me what kinda day to have. gettin all presumptuous and rude...''