#'AHHH YOU DIDNT TELL ME MINECRAFT IS A HORROR GAME'

[delusional-mishaps]

minecraft is so hard (<- has spent the past two hours trying to find the perfect place to build a house)

#minecraft #jesters ramblings #in reality im just hella picky #if the grass isnt the right shade of green i dont WANT IT #AND it needs to be in an oak forest BUT there needs to be a clearing where i can build it #and it cant be by the ocean because i think it looks ugly #but also there needs to be a spruce forest nearby so i can use spruce wood to build my house bcs its my fave wood 😒 #in other news every time i kill a cow for food i imagine cross being like 'thank you 😰' bcs hes scared of them #hes so cute lmao #'AHHH YOU DIDNT TELL ME MINECRAFT IS A HORROR GAME' #'oh did you like. go in the mines??' #'NO I WAS TRYING TO GET MORE WOOD AND A COW APPEARED BEHIND ME 😭😭😭' #'girl... i... ok..' #he would do the farming except they cant keep any cows on the farm