#'Inigo' would still ask 'Westley' etc to prove they are not the murderer they seek and they always go

[pirefyrelight]

you know I've been seeing a lot of "the Muppets would be the only way to do a princess bride remake properly" and I understand where you're coming from, truly.

But I raise you: Phineas and Ferb crossover.

#Pire.txt #the princess bride #phineas and ferb #And I honestly can't decide who the main pairing should be #Obvious is Phineas and Isabella #But Candace and Jeremy are also there #And Vanessa literally already wears black and it would be really cute to see her going off to save a damseled Ferb #Actually I don't want Candace as buttercup she would make a wonderful man with six fingers #The redhead with an impossibly long and skinny neck #'Inigo' would still ask 'Westley' etc to prove they are not the murderer they seek and they always go #'Dude how could you not tell. That seems hard to hide.' #The trio would be Buford Baljeet and idk #Phineas as inigo? I'm starting to really like Vanessa as Westley so Phineas can be the other swordsman #Doofenshmirtz is either the priest or the guy that revives Westley #Though it could be a really good gag to have Rodger as the ordained one and he's speaking normally until the actual ceremony #In which he decides to do in traditional fashion #Which leads to the 'mawwige it's wat bwings us togeter todai' #Which leads doof to be the 'he's not dead dead just mostly dead' and Charlene can be there too :) #Fuck I forgot about perry #Uuuhh #Actually the bit I had invisioned for Candace would work better for perry #I'm sure there's also a way to work in 'a platypus? *puts on fedora* the platypus that killed my father?!' #Idk I just have vibes do you see it too