#'oh so YOURE that guys dad. cool. do you wanna fight you look like youd be fun to fight'

[songofstrawhats]

The THING about one piece and one piece fic is that if the characters are sitting down having honest conversations about their feelings I'm like 'eh its kinda ooc' which is an absolutely hilarious problem to have

#lori chat #if baby Ace met Roger no force on gods green earth could stop acr from punching him in the face #no hes kind of small. biting? maybe biting kneecaps or a pipe to the face lmao #im on a time travel kick and the best ones lean into the sheer comedy of casually dropping threatening information with zero followup #'yeah thats what they said when they raised my bounty to nine billion. so have you got any meat?' #'oh so YOURE that guys dad. cool. do you wanna fight you look like youd be fun to fight' #'no after we beat kaido we let other people handle things in wano' 'you what' 'yeah we decided to keep sailing-' #'no no the bit about kaido' 'i dont really care about that guy anymore its fine so as i was saying fishman island makes really good sweets-' #anyways they're all cagey bastards or airheads god love them