#'only the boring gays lived' okay actually a horrible human being. all sympathy withdrawn. fuck you and whoever made you this way.

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finally watching the inaccuracy dessert (I Fact-Checked The Worst Video Essayist on YouTube by Todd in the Shadows) to hbomb's plagiarism meat and jheesus fhucking chhrist it's beyond fucking belief. like i'm c-tier at best on the list of "people who go out of their way to engage with queer media" and this fucker, positioning himself as a serious queer theory media analyst, blithered lies and "gay nazis" conspiracy theories so absolutely ridiculous that i swore out loud.

"i want to hold your hand was controversial for PDA reasons" absolutely the fuck not, talk to 1 boomer???

"straight women hate acknowledging gay sex is real" absolutely the fuck not, talk to 1 straight woman??????

"gaiman's renown as a writer started with gomens" oh now you've declared fucking war on every gen x nerd and goth and gay?????????

thank you to my family for teaching me to be media literate enough that this shit infuriates me

#i am going to ragebuy a sandman compendium istfg. #editing in the tags as i go now bc my ex-academic ass is SO MAD #the 'nazi body standards' shit. NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CLOSEST CASE YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT COCO CHANEL (who is in hell i hope) WHICH MEANS NO! #'svelte attractive germans' FUCKING- THEY WERE JUST AS IF NOT MORE STARVED THAN EVERYBODY ELSE YOU AHISTORICAL SNOTFUCK #'only the boring gays lived' okay actually a horrible human being. all sympathy withdrawn. fuck you and whoever made you this way. #fran leibowitz thinks you're a complete shmuck for extrapolating her opera snark to all queers. #don't forget the DEAFENING sinophobia via whole cloth fabricated figures #'pirates funded public good' jesse what the fuck are you talking about.jpg #'an era where the english were tossing around homophobic slurs but not at pirates' what. in the fuck. are you fucking talking about. jesse. #'janelle monae came out bc nobody believed pynk had anything to do with vaginas' ARE YOU DELIBERATELY OBTUSE. #'no hating but still' oh i'm fucking hating you sack of lies #'peasants were paranoid about vampires' even if you're talking about witches YOU'RE STILL MASSIVELY HYPERBOLIZING #'from and anthropolo-' eat my anthropological shit you're presenting literary/political analysis as physical science now??? #oh my GOD the reductive fucking sweeping generalizations of international theatre and esp kabuki i want to claw my eyes out #'hepburn flatly refused to believe gay people existed' WHY WOULD YOU LIE ABOUT THIS SO BLATANTLY DO YOU KNOW WHO SHE *WAS*??? #WHY DOES HE KEEP CITING SHITTY HEADCANONS FOR JK FUCKING ROWLING