#((everyone else: awwww Guillermo came out to his family!!/me: New Jersey representing motherfuckeeeeers!!!!))

[noirandchocolate]

As a New Jerseyan can I just say FUCK Nandor and Lazslo for killing our local cryptid who was just CHILLING and jamming to BON JOVI and killing a TOURIST like he’s SUPPOSED TO. God!! Fuck off back to New York with that disrespect for my culture!!

#what we do in the shadows #kidk says stuff #baby Colin was like Siri play New Jersey music and I knew it’d be Bon Jovi or Springsteen lol #((note I’m not serious I love it whenever they come to nj and fuck around)) #((ps the pine barrens is a HUGE area of the state it’s not like one small location)) #((like it covers seven counties it’s bigger than you think even though nj is a small state)) #((but if they were in the devil’s territory specifically well the legend is linked to Leeds Point so maybe there?)) #((everyone else: awwww Guillermo came out to his family!!/me: New Jersey representing motherfuckeeeeers!!!!))