#*pours myself the 1/2 in of gin it takes to get me schwasted* i am. equally hardcore

[bumblebeebats]

"Alcohol and caffeine are drugs" i tell myself, not to destigmatize drug-users or raise awareness about our society's worrying normalization of caffeine dependency (though both are worthy causes), but rather to convince myself that my night in with a £2 canned espresso martini is actually a wild and sexy display of hedonistic excess

#my grandmother was taking opium as a toddler (they used to put it in teething rags) and me? #*pours myself the 1/2 in of gin it takes to get me schwasted* i am. equally hardcore