#1: ​''oh essbie i have something funny to show you''

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yes i could tell that was going to cause a fight. i can even tell you why it did. no i didn't tell you beforehand. i've tried that and it didn't work.

#being home is like watching a car crash in slow motion. three times a day #1: ​''oh essbie i have something funny to show you'' #2: ''so what are you going to make fun of me?'' #1: ''no of course not. essbie come here look at how funny this thing he did was'' #shoutout to the one episode of the frasier reboot i've watched cause now i can say ''i yield my time to alan'' #yes 2 often gets unreasonably upset but honestly how have you both lived in the same house for 25 years #and yet still do not speak even remotely the same language #sb and l rambles #vagueblogging is vague