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tellywoodtrash Β· 7 years
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self confidence goals: ragini 😊😊😊
anika’s hiding and snooping game be hella weak. πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„
god this baagad billa looks πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯ in black. i can’t even. meri saansein ruk rahi hai yougaiz. 😧😧😧
LMAO SHIVAAY REFUSING TO TAKE THE HINT HAHAHAHA πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
lololol the speed jis se anika prakat hui when ragini touched shivaay. πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
β€œkaadha? what’s kaadha?” β€œthis? this green green item is kaadha! drink this, and your health will be TAN TANA TAN TAN TAN TAARA!”
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hahahahahaha shivaay’s faceeeeeeee. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
this family is super big on its weird kaadhas. i’m on team ragini. it looks weird and hell no to drinking it, no matter what you say, billu in black. πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’
pfffffffffft, these two be eye-fucking riiiiiiiiiight in front of her. kuch toh sharam karo. 😢😢😢
ragini makes valiant second attempt. 😌😌😌
success! πŸ™ŒπŸ½πŸ™ŒπŸ½πŸ™ŒπŸ½
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lmaoooooooooo if looks could kill, there’d just be scorch marks on the floor where billu previously stood. πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ
i’m not falling for this tej-jhanvi nonsense again. tej’s a dirty dog who will never sudharofy. he doesn’t deserve to even be on the same continent as jhanvi. πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘
β€œkitne dino baad hum normally baat kar rahe hai!”
yeah it’s so sad when someone trying to set you on fire and that puts a damper on civil conversation. πŸ˜•πŸ˜•πŸ˜•
ugh this simpering conversation is sooooo boringgggggg. im fwdinggggg. 😣😣😣
yup. fully called it. πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„
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WAZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAA QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEN I MISSSED YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU LOOKING FIRE AS EVERRRRRRRR 😍😍😍
... someone tell me where REAL bechaaaari svetlana is though. 😐😐😐
time for regularly scheduled Faraq Fight of the hour. 😊😊😊
baaat ka batangad. kaadha diya, zeher nahi. untwist your boxer briefs, billu. πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„
he’s getting angsty and mad at her for believing that ragini is his fiancee, when that’s exactly what he wanted in the first place. stupidddddd boy. πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘
he’s thissss close to blurting out the truth. he’s this close to growlingΒ β€œhow could you believe i could be remotely interested in anyone else?” 😌😌😌
oh ho, kabab mein omki. πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’
...yeh dikhaana tha? iske liye achcha khaasa sexy shivika moment kharaab kiya tha? 😠😠😠
ok rudra is the unfittest gym bunny i have ever seen. 10 crunches take it out of him???? son, i haven’t exercised since 2003, and *i* can do 10 crunches. πŸ˜•πŸ˜•πŸ˜•
also @ acp anda (as @vishwaspur calls her): who the fuckkkkkkk exercises with hair alll khulaaa and flowing around? πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘
caaaaasual misogyny time. nice to see that bit of rudra’s personality is constant. πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’
RETURN OF OLD SENSIBLE, SNARKY OMKARA. *CRYING OF HAPPY* 😭😭😭😭😭😭
pfffft, shivaay and his tarafdaari of baby brother. πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
i honestly love how much shivaay babies rudra. it’s fucking adorable. 😚😚😚
ugh svetlana, girlllllllllll, you can honestly do SO MUCH BETTER? it painssssss me to see you waste your hotness on terrible tej. 😫😫😫
i just realised that i want svetlana and jhanvi to get together. like, as a couple. two amazing, beautiful queens. haaaaye. imagine the flawless. 😍😍😍 #jhanLana #makeItHappen
oufffffff, can this scene enddddddddd already? πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘
oh boy. what plan? will they steal jhanvi’s face next and put her in the freezer dabba? 😟😟😟
sarcasm singh oberoi needs to shut it. πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’
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omkara is me. i am omkara.Β πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„
oh god are they going to sabotage his gym equipment? IT COULD KILL HIM, YOU FUCKING IDIOTS! 😧😧😧
of course pedantic singh oberoi has to sit and read the user manual. πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘
i relate with omki’s frustration level sooooo much rn. 🀦🏽🀦🏽🀦🏽
why are pinky/shakti on the DBO set of OM? πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”
TAMEEZ AND DISCIPLINE? WHAT IS THIS, GURUKUL OF MOHABBATEIN? πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„
ooooooop, shaktiji calling pinky out on the reallll issue. πŸ™ŠπŸ™ŠπŸ™Š
oh dang. shaant shaktiji is shaaant no more. 😬😬😬
pffffffft, bhains ke aage been kyun baja rahe ho shaktiji? go do some pooja-paath instead. πŸ˜•πŸ˜•πŸ˜•
but yeah, this is the slow start to the pinky ka redemption track, methinks. she’ll continue with her ragini wala plan for a while, but then she’ll do something that’ll be herΒ β€œek kadam” and the family will forgive her and accept her. whatever. i don’t even care anymore. i just need her to stop being so nasty so i can stop hating her. it’s exhausting. πŸ˜–πŸ˜–πŸ˜–
β€œab toh aaj yeh machine rahegi, ya main rahoonga!”
famous last words. 🀐🀐🀐
πŸ“°πŸ“°πŸ“° tomorrow’s headlines πŸ“°πŸ“°πŸ“°: oberoi scion (no, not the hot and short rude one. or the one with the hair. the other one.) killed due to stupidity. absolutely no one surprised. we’re amazed he made it this far.Β 
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eeeeeee callback toΒ β€œhaath chod” moment of yore! omkiiiiiii. alavoooooo. *pulls his cheeks* 😘😘😘
i need the mom of a hot guy to throw her son at me, the way pinky is throwing shivaay at ragini. 😌😌😌 #suchSexPositive #muchProgressive #Wow 
ragini’s amazing faces of the day:Β 
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how the fuck is dadi expecting this whole fucking taj mahal sized mansion to be painted IN ONE DAY?????????? πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”
awwwww bulbul and her adorable baby cheenkein. 😊😊😊
pft. what a contrived issue. and these idiots are sooooooo useless. πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’
literally just some pics of shivika being attractively annoyed/annoying:Β 
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this is suchhhhhhhhhhhhh a stupidddddd β€œproblem”, lord. literally just watching for shivika and om’s hella beautiful faces. πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’
wow. gale force winds blowing inside the room at romantic scene. amaze. 😐😐😐
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so... gender reversed fairy lights scene from IPKKND/DBO then. but with... gym equipment. sure. 🀷🏽🀷🏽🀷🏽
it’s amazing how little fucks i give about these two as a couple. i’m literally more invested in prinkveer. πŸ˜•πŸ˜•πŸ˜•
OH MY GOD WHY WON’T THIS SCENE ENDDDDDDDDDD????????? FWD FWD FWD FWDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD. can’t believe i’m having to sacrifice on bulbul screentime/rikara romance for this BS. πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’
there. there’s the beginning to pinky’s redemption. she’s going to try and expose him for jhanvi’s sake. but it’s gonna backfire and he’ll expose the truth about shivaay to fuck her over. oyyyy vey. 😬😬😬
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these threeeee fucking idiots. don’t they have their own love/sex lives which are in shambles to attend to? khade ho kar vicariously getting kicks from the most thandaΒ β€œlove story” in the history of the world. πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’
greattttttt. back to square one. πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘
shivaay: β€œtum log ladne ke bahaane ko dhoond kyun rahe ho? come on, be nice to her, she helped you out.”
oh my god. OH MY GOD. irony just died a thousand fucking deaths right now. *lays flowers at its grave* 😧😧😧
ragini: comes to talk to shivaay.Β  shivaay: literally ignores her to turn to anika and randomly ask her what SHE’S up to. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
ohhhhhhhhh shivaaaay. why you even started this whole stupid engagement drama when you don’t even have the mettle to act on it for 10 minutes is beyond me. πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„
oh nooo, ragini ki choppppp. πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹
pinky’s gonna do it. she’s gonna blurt it out. πŸ˜—πŸ˜—πŸ˜—
yuppppppppp. she’s...Β 
oh no, shaktiji is putting addddchan. and misunderstanding her intentions. 😐😐😐
I FULLY NEED JHANVI TO GONE GIRL TEJ’S ASS. LIKE YESTERDAY. PLEASE GOD. HE DESERVES TO BE STABBED IN THE FACE, THIS LYING SNAKE. 😑😑😑
ok, when someone is going to SUCH lengths to prove their story, it’s shady af. πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„
yes pinky, please use your tedhaaa dimaag for productive things like these. leave your son alone for like a day, so he can get laid already. Β πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘
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LMAOOOOOOOO WHY IS ANIKA SO SMUGLYYYYY SWAYING WHILE SHIVAAY LOOKS UNCOMFORTABLE? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
GENDA CHAAP DANT MANJAN. lolololol. πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
produced by same company as chamko detergent??? 😁😁😁
of course he doesn’t know what manjan is. #burgerBachcha πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„
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GOD SHE’S SO STINKING CUTE I CAN’T EVEN. HOW IS IT POSSIBLE FOR ONE PERSON TO BE THIS CUTE? IT SHOULD BE BIOLOGICALLY IMPOSSIBLE! THE LEVELS OF CUTE IN HER BLOOD ARE TOO HIGH!!!!!!!!!!! 😧😧😧😧😧😧😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 
β€œshivaay, aap na meri baat kabhi nahi samjhenge.” β€œmain toh tumhe hi nahi samajh paaya, anika. tumhaari baaton ko kya samjhunga.”
ooooop. things suddenly serious. though, is he talking still labouring under the misunderstanding, or does he Knowβ„’ about what she did? πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”
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β€œstory kahin se kahin bhi pohunch jaaye, lekin yeh dono har do minute kisi na kisi pillar ke peeche hi milenge.” β€œya phir RK pose mein!” 
lmaoooooooooo πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
anika be like bitch i don’t have time for this passive aggressive emotional garbage. ANIKA OUT!!!!!!!!!! πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’
lololol om’s shiftyyyyyyyyy look. GODDDDD MAN, WHAT EVEN IS YOUR FACEEEEEEEEE I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUU 😍😍😍😍😍😍
hahaha khanna be hardcore shivika shipper from literally day 1. shivaay have dinner with some other ho? NOT ON HIS WATCH! ❌❌❌
pft such contrivedddddddd excuses. and these idiots are falling for it too. πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„
how nice and convenient that there’s such strategic mood lighting that makes their skin look perfect and glowy. 😌😌😌
THIS ISN’T THE FUCKING STOREROOM. THIS IS THAT... ok idk what to call it, but it’s that random performance hall type space in their house. 😐😐😐 
waaah lighting got even more romantic. and there’s dinner too! πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡
me: waaay more excited about the food >>> the man. 😊😊😊
ooooooooooh. things getting serious. and angstyyyyyyyyyy. 😌😌😌
lmao what the fuck even is this tent nonsense? WHY WOULD YOU SET UP A TENT IN WHAT LOOKS LIKE A FULL-ON FUCKING STORM? HOW LONG IS OM PLANNING TO STAND THERE HOLDING ON TO THE DAMN THING????????? πŸ˜•πŸ˜•πŸ˜•
JUST GET IN THERE AND CUDDLE WITH HER, BOO. πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ˜šπŸ˜šπŸ˜šπŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰
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