ishqbaaz 12.07.17 lb
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self confidence goals: ragini πππ
anikaβs hiding and snooping game be hella weak. πππ
god this baagad billa looks π₯π₯π₯ in black. i canβt even. meri saansein ruk rahi hai yougaiz. π§π§π§
LMAO SHIVAAY REFUSING TO TAKE THE HINT HAHAHAHA πππ
lololol the speed jis se anika prakat hui when ragini touched shivaay. πππ
βkaadha? whatβs kaadha?β
βthis? this green green item is kaadha! drink this, and your health will be TAN TANA TAN TAN TAN TAARA!β
hahahahahaha shivaayβs faceeeeeeee. πππ
this family is super big on its weird kaadhas. iβm on team ragini. it looks weird and hell no to drinking it, no matter what you say, billu in black. πππ
pfffffffffft, these two be eye-fucking riiiiiiiiiight in front of her. kuch toh sharam karo. πΆπΆπΆ
ragini makes valiant second attempt. πππ
success! ππ½ππ½ππ½
lmaoooooooooo if looks could kill, thereβd just be scorch marks on the floor where billu previously stood. πππ
iβm not falling for this tej-jhanvi nonsense again. tejβs a dirty dog who will never sudharofy. he doesnβt deserve to even be on the same continent as jhanvi. πππ
βkitne dino baad hum normally baat kar rahe hai!β
yeah itβs so sad when someone trying to set you on fire and that puts a damper on civil conversation. πππ
ugh this simpering conversation is sooooo boringgggggg. im fwdinggggg. π£π£π£
yup. fully called it. πππ
WAZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAA QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEN I MISSSED YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU LOOKING FIRE AS EVERRRRRRRR πππ
... someone tell me where REAL bechaaaari svetlana is though. πππ
time for regularly scheduled Faraq Fight of the hour. πππ
baaat ka batangad. kaadha diya, zeher nahi. untwist your boxer briefs, billu. πππ
heβs getting angsty and mad at her for believing that ragini is his fiancee, when thatβs exactly what he wanted in the first place. stupidddddd boy. πππ
heβs thissss close to blurting out the truth. heβs this close to growlingΒ βhow could you believe i could be remotely interested in anyone else?β πππ
oh ho, kabab mein omki. πππ
...yeh dikhaana tha? iske liye achcha khaasa sexy shivika moment kharaab kiya tha? π π π
ok rudra is the unfittest gym bunny i have ever seen. 10 crunches take it out of him???? son, i havenβt exercised since 2003, and *i* can do 10 crunches. πππ
also @ acp anda (as @vishwaspur calls her): who the fuckkkkkkk exercises with hair alll khulaaa and flowing around? πππ
caaaaasual misogyny time. nice to see that bit of rudraβs personality is constant. πππ
RETURN OF OLD SENSIBLE, SNARKY OMKARA. *CRYING OF HAPPY* ππππππ
pfffft, shivaay and his tarafdaari of baby brother. πππ
i honestly love how much shivaay babies rudra. itβs fucking adorable. πππ
ugh svetlana, girlllllllllll, you can honestly do SO MUCH BETTER? it painssssss me to see you waste your hotness on terrible tej. π«π«π«
i just realised that i want svetlana and jhanvi to get together. like, as a couple. two amazing, beautiful queens. haaaaye. imagine the flawless. πππ #jhanLana #makeItHappen
oufffffff, can this scene enddddddddd already? πππ
oh boy. what plan? will they steal jhanviβs face next and put her in the freezer dabba? πππ
sarcasm singh oberoi needs to shut it. πππ
omkara is me. i am omkara.Β ππππ
oh god are they going to sabotage his gym equipment? IT COULD KILL HIM, YOU FUCKING IDIOTS! π§π§π§
of course pedantic singh oberoi has to sit and read the user manual. πππ
i relate with omkiβs frustration level sooooo much rn. π€¦π½π€¦π½π€¦π½
why are pinky/shakti on the DBO set of OM? π€π€π€
TAMEEZ AND DISCIPLINE? WHAT IS THIS, GURUKUL OF MOHABBATEIN? πππ
ooooooop, shaktiji calling pinky out on the reallll issue. πππ
oh dang. shaant shaktiji is shaaant no more. π¬π¬π¬
pffffffft, bhains ke aage been kyun baja rahe ho shaktiji? go do some pooja-paath instead. πππ
but yeah, this is the slow start to the pinky ka redemption track, methinks. sheβll continue with her ragini wala plan for a while, but then sheβll do something thatβll be herΒ βek kadamβ and the family will forgive her and accept her. whatever. i donβt even care anymore. i just need her to stop being so nasty so i can stop hating her. itβs exhausting. πππ
βab toh aaj yeh machine rahegi, ya main rahoonga!β
famous last words. π€π€π€
π°π°π° tomorrowβs headlines π°π°π°: oberoi scion (no, not the hot and short rude one. or the one with the hair. the other one.) killed due to stupidity. absolutely no one surprised. weβre amazed he made it this far.Β
eeeeeee callback toΒ βhaath chodβ moment of yore! omkiiiiiii. alavoooooo. *pulls his cheeks* πππ
i need the mom of a hot guy to throw her son at me, the way pinky is throwing shivaay at ragini. πππ #suchSexPositive #muchProgressive #WowΒ
raginiβs amazing faces of the day:Β
how the fuck is dadi expecting this whole fucking taj mahal sized mansion to be painted IN ONE DAY?????????? π€π€π€
awwwww bulbul and her adorable baby cheenkein. πππ
pft. what a contrived issue. and these idiots are sooooooo useless. πππ
literally just some pics of shivika being attractively annoyed/annoying:Β
this is suchhhhhhhhhhhhh a stupidddddd βproblemβ, lord. literally just watching for shivika and omβs hella beautiful faces. πππ
wow. gale force winds blowing inside the room at romantic scene. amaze. πππ
so... gender reversed fairy lights scene from IPKKND/DBO then. but with... gym equipment. sure. π€·π½π€·π½π€·π½
itβs amazing how little fucks i give about these two as a couple. iβm literally more invested in prinkveer. πππ
OH MY GOD WHY WONβT THIS SCENE ENDDDDDDDDDD????????? FWD FWD FWD FWDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD. canβt believe iβm having to sacrifice on bulbul screentime/rikara romance for this BS. πππ
there. thereβs the beginning to pinkyβs redemption. sheβs going to try and expose him for jhanviβs sake. but itβs gonna backfire and heβll expose the truth about shivaay to fuck her over. oyyyy vey. π¬π¬π¬
these threeeee fucking idiots. donβt they have their own love/sex lives which are in shambles to attend to? khade ho kar vicariously getting kicks from the most thandaΒ βlove storyβ in the history of the world. πππ
greattttttt. back to square one. πππ
shivaay: βtum log ladne ke bahaane ko dhoond kyun rahe ho? come on, be nice to her, she helped you out.β
oh my god. OH MY GOD. irony just died a thousand fucking deaths right now. *lays flowers at its grave* π§π§π§
ragini: comes to talk to shivaay.Β
shivaay: literally ignores her to turn to anika and randomly ask her what SHEβS up to. πππ
ohhhhhhhhh shivaaaay. why you even started this whole stupid engagement drama when you donβt even have the mettle to act on it for 10 minutes is beyond me. πππ
oh nooo, ragini ki choppppp. πππ
pinkyβs gonna do it. sheβs gonna blurt it out. πππ
yuppppppppp. sheβs...Β
oh no, shaktiji is putting addddchan. and misunderstanding her intentions. πππ
I FULLY NEED JHANVI TO GONE GIRL TEJβS ASS. LIKE YESTERDAY. PLEASE GOD. HE DESERVES TO BE STABBED IN THE FACE, THIS LYING SNAKE. π‘π‘π‘
ok, when someone is going to SUCH lengths to prove their story, itβs shady af. πππ
yes pinky, please use your tedhaaa dimaag for productive things like these. leave your son alone for like a day, so he can get laid already. Β πππ
LMAOOOOOOOO WHY IS ANIKA SO SMUGLYYYYY SWAYING WHILE SHIVAAY LOOKS UNCOMFORTABLE? πππππ
GENDA CHAAP DANT MANJAN. lolololol. πππ
produced by same company as chamko detergent??? πππ
of course he doesnβt know what manjan is. #burgerBachcha πππ
GOD SHEβS SO STINKING CUTE I CANβT EVEN. HOW IS IT POSSIBLE FOR ONE PERSON TO BE THIS CUTE? IT SHOULD BE BIOLOGICALLY IMPOSSIBLE! THE LEVELS OF CUTE IN HER BLOOD ARE TOO HIGH!!!!!!!!!!! π§π§π§π§π§π§πππππππΒ
βshivaay, aap na meri baat kabhi nahi samjhenge.β
βmain toh tumhe hi nahi samajh paaya, anika. tumhaari baaton ko kya samjhunga.β
ooooop. things suddenly serious. though, is he talking still labouring under the misunderstanding, or does he Knowβ’ about what she did? π€π€π€
βstory kahin se kahin bhi pohunch jaaye, lekin yeh dono har do minute kisi na kisi pillar ke peeche hi milenge.β
βya phir RK pose mein!βΒ
lmaoooooooooo πππ
anika be like bitch i donβt have time for this passive aggressive emotional garbage. ANIKA OUT!!!!!!!!!! πππ
lololol omβs shiftyyyyyyyyy look. GODDDDD MAN, WHAT EVEN IS YOUR FACEEEEEEEEE I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUU ππππππ
hahaha khanna be hardcore shivika shipper from literally day 1. shivaay have dinner with some other ho? NOT ON HIS WATCH! βββ
pft such contrivedddddddd excuses. and these idiots are falling for it too. πππ
how nice and convenient that thereβs such strategic mood lighting that makes their skin look perfect and glowy. πππ
THIS ISNβT THE FUCKING STOREROOM. THIS IS THAT... ok idk what to call it, but itβs that random performance hall type space in their house. πππΒ
waaah lighting got even more romantic. and thereβs dinner too! πππ
me: waaay more excited about the food >>> the man. πππ
ooooooooooh. things getting serious. and angstyyyyyyyyyy. πππ
lmao what the fuck even is this tent nonsense? WHY WOULD YOU SET UP A TENT IN WHAT LOOKS LIKE A FULL-ON FUCKING STORM? HOW LONG IS OM PLANNING TO STAND THERE HOLDING ON TO THE DAMN THING????????? πππ
JUST GET IN THERE AND CUDDLE WITH HER, BOO. πππππππππ
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