he called me the best set of holes a guy could ask for and it made my heart and pussy throb <3<3<3
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i like being an adult you can have soup for breakfast and no one can tell you shit
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i rlly can't do anything about the way the sluttiness in me triples when i lay on my bed in a miniskirt and feel it riding up to expose just a peak of underwear
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today i made the most perfect pancakes in the world. the best pancakes i have ever made. they were like the pancakes in matilda. absolutely glorious.
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flashed the entire neighborhood my titties but not on purpose jkfsdfs
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my psych was like "this seems like something that's really been weighing on you." no, the voice breaking, the tears glimmering in my lashes, and the disney cartoon ass lip quiver thing i have going on are just a fun little look i whip out just for you. i call it sad girl chic. easy mistake to make.
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i cried so much in february and today after therapy, i've come to the conclusion i'm doing a lot better than i think i give myself credit for
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oh my god my ice coffee and my meds and my tendency to forget i have to pee for a while are gonna take me out fjjfkkdkdkdkdl
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i can’t believe i used to hit the pen until it auto stopped i just took like a five second hit by accident cause i had my pen in my mouth but i wasn’t actually holding it and i accidentally inhaled longer than i intended and i am gone i am oh so gone
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i was so brave today bc people were mean to me but i didn’t hurt them and wasn’t mean back and also i got so many dishes and so much laundry done. dinner is on the way. i did not get to do what i wanted to do for myself today. being an adult is kinda very difficult sometimes.
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oh the irony of learning about generalized anxiety disorder while uh having a panic attack
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i’m having shrimp emotions oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
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this buffet i wanna go to has kids pricing based off HEIGHT. my meal would be 7$??? amazing
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