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Kenji refuses to go to school
Inabber: Kenji!!!!! It's time for school.
Kenji: No.
Inabber: Yes.
Kenji: No.
Inabber: You have to go to school.
Kenji: Please human. I shall not go to school since I'm a dog
Inabber: It's dog school. Lewis and Alex are waiting for you.
Kenji: Ugh. Fine.
Lewis Buchan: Aye. Hurry up. Me and Alex want to go to the pub.
ImAllexx: Yeah. Your car ride awaits.
Kenji: Ugh. Fine.
Inabber: See ya after school.
*At Dog School*
WillNE: Darcey. Look at this new pup.
Kenji: Firstly. Don't call me a new pup. Secondly. I can do more things than your fat geezer can do.
Darcey: Don't insult me. (RIP Darcey)
StephenTries:WILL!
WillNE: STEPHAN!
Kenji: Please shut the fuck up.
Ginger: Hey.
Darcey: Hey. Oh my God. Look at this hot thing.
Kenji: Ugh. Another dog.
Memeulous: *Walks in with 6ix9ine the hottest dog known to dog*
6ix9ine: Hey ladies.
Kenji: Ugh. Competition.
6ix9ine: Your a cat.
Kenji: I'm a shiba inu.
6ix9ine: Why is there a cat?
James Marriott: *Walks into the class with Otto*
Otto: DARCEY!
Darcey: OTTO!
Kenji: Please make this shit show be over and done with.
James Marriott: Hey lads. Let's go to the pub.
Kenji:I want to eat the cat.
Kenji: *eats Otto*
Teacher: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU KENJI!
Kenji: Everything.
Teacher: COOLER NOW! (If you know the tv show the cooler is from,tell me your fave character from the show and marry me.)
Kenji: Fine.
*Home from Dog School*
Inabber: Why did I get a call from school saying that you ate a mf cat?
Kenji: Cause you suck.
Inabber: Got a new flatmate out of it. Meet James.
James Marriott: Hey.
Kenji: For fuck's sake
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