#@ english speakers: if it looks like the words don't match up it's because they're speaking german lol

[finniestoncrane]

Finnieeee congrats on 1k followers! 🫂 I don't know if you are still up to it, but if you are would you please do number 9 (🎀 No.9: Ever Fallen In Love With Someone 🎀) for me?

Okay, okay, so uh- You already know me a little, so I won't make this unbearably long, haha! Sooo... I'm hispanic! English is not my first language and I get kinda insecure about my accent. If you mix that up with me tripping over my own tongue, you can just imagine how embarrasing it is for me to speak with someone who is a native speaker. Being awfully shy and having social anxiety does not help one bit either, haha- What else? Oh! I love, love, LOVE physical affection! I'm a very touchy-feely person, but I respect people's boundries! I'm very sensitive, I can't stand conflict or loud noises ;; More superficial stuff about myself is that I'm very short, kinda chubby and I feel most comfortable wearing sweaters and skirts or dresses! Soft, pastel colors are my favorite and I always look for a cottagecore-y aesthetic! Overall, I love cutesy stuff

Again, don't feel pressured to answer if the event is already over! Thank you for reading, love youuu 💗

🎀 No.9: Ever Fallen In Love With Someone 🎀

tell me a little bit about yourself and i'll give you a rogue pairing a/n: ah mary! i love you!! i spent so long deciding on this one because i KNEW i was giving you a big boy, but i couldn't quite decide which of the big boys, and in the end i hope i picked right!! 1k milestone info! 🔞minors dni🔞 • kofi • tag: finnie1k

ok so i knew he had to be a sweet, big, soft boy and i think OBD ozzie is perfect in every way. he's so self-aware, so humbled, and has such a big heart. plus he's got an adorable double chin and big thick fingers which... kjhkjhasd

hey he gets it with the accent thing, he feels a little out of place too. and since his downfall and rise back to the top he is so hyper-aware of everything he says or does. he doesn't want to hurt any feelings, doesn't want to ruin any friendships or partnerships. which is great, because it shows how loving he really is, but it also means he gets a bit too concerned and trips over his words or stutters when he's around someone he really cares for

he doesn't suffer from any kind of social anxiety though, not when it comes to interacting with the world, so he can help you navigate difficult people or situations no problem!

physical affection is a big win here. any kind of affection is actually. he's been craving a genuine emotional connection with someone since childhood. someone he doesn't have to pay to be around him, who just reaches out to hold his hand or stroke his cheek for no other reason than they love him and want to

no need to be worried about boundaries around him either, he looks like the kind of big guy who would surround you in a hug and never let go, so there's no need to worry about if you're hugging him too much, and a soft pat on the leg can never go amiss if you're trying to be subtle...

so this is where i think he is perfect, because of all the penguins, i think he's the least likely to be loud or to shout. he seems like he can get everything done in a quiet voice. he carries himself with an attitude that does the talking for him. and yeah there'll be conflict, but never between you and him, and he'd never involve you in any of it

ok cutesie stuff? the man has a lounge with penguins in it, i don't know how much cuter you can get. guarantee that he has a collection of penguin stuffies and penguin figurines that he collects because he thinks they're cute. and the pastel colours, specifically lilac, would be perfect because then you'd match him, but everyone would know you're his softer side, emblematic of his gentle nature that's often overlooked or hidden

#finnie1k #finnie writes

[illustrious-ia]

＃𝙂𝙀𝙉𝙄𝙐𝙎 𝙎𝙊𝘾𝙄𝙀𝙏𝙔/𝙃𝙀𝙍𝙏𝘼 𝙎𝙋𝘼𝘾𝙀 𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉 ⠿ SELF-AWARE! HERTA

✶ ! : [304 words]

✶ ! : [Warning: self-aware AU, this is very short because if i indulge myself it would be very messy, terrible writting, and written by non-fluent english speaker have mercy on me grammar officers..]

HERTA : who was not quite surprised by the fact she is inside a video game. Afterall, the universe is vast and always building itself endlessly. There are always an ample chance where her beloved universe is not actually real in the eyes of the celestial one.

: well, as a worshipper of Nous, it is appropriate for her to let her curiosity take a hold of her and ended up doing some research about you.

HERTA : might want to keep this secret by herself for awhile, however since her colleagues is also part of the genius society and they're fun to play with, of course she'll play a little guessing game with them by dropping vague hints and let little gears in their head solves it their own.

: messing with the game's codes are HERTA'S favorite. Oh? you complained about how her Simulated Universe's drops are not satisfactory? well since she is very generous, she shall increases the drop rate of those juicy double crit ornaments you've been looking for ages.

— : Hm? the event(s) related to space station is too hard? should've informed her earlier! she'll promptly decrease it's difficulty to matches your rosters' power. And oh, looks like she also increased the reward. Not by much since the game's system will detects it, leading your account to be purged and that is the last thing she ever wants!

: remember, she does not do all of this for free. Oh, ho. Don't worry, she won't ask for much. Once you descend to their world, you must let her study you. That is all, a few questions here and there then she'll let you wander somewhere else. And also do visit her ship often because it'll boost her ego even more! [ Lolol imagine Herta speaking her colleagues' ears off about how you visit her ship more often than any other place ]

𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐈𝐑 𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐄'𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄: I was supposed to write Blade's yan fic wtf am i doing. Anyway hope you enjoy this monstrosity and have a great day!

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[the-firebird69]

You're your forces gay f****** loser Trump haven't even gotten close enough to see them cuz you're such pussies

Zues Hera

I've never seen the hair going back on his neck like that in my life the guy is overreacting to it and not on purpose is it something wrong with him it's got some sort of grudge match against your race or something but he says is it's not very impressive it's not a great excuse since we kill people like you for being racist before you even get out your f****** door loser homo. Now CAA said that last line but you're a mean piece of s*** and you did a lot more attention I didn't think you're this mean you don't shut those people this is still like a regular job they've always done that's the reason they're a big a****** he's doing something illegal she want to make him pay is wrong it's threatening him because you keep telling us. He says those are my kids and Hera and I AKA Jen Merrick and I decided to do it. She said you're using her name in pain so she's making a gigantic ever sitting there waiting for your p**** ass and you're sitting up here bothering him one loan prisoner you f****** loser loser come on Jim Carrey give him the loser get on the mega phone in the middle of the night loser. Dallas CAA again really hate you too too you going after relatives don't do anything you loved on a whole bunch of clans to get you you didn't even see the Giants yet that's what he says and it's true it says isn't that better you know psychologically don't you want to try and go after my children instead of my ancient parents who keep me in line with satanism you gay f****** loser CAA says again he's added stuff I agree too what happened to your bloodlust for his plan and line when a loser you are

Tmy f

I'm going to have a robot a robot format just to service around you to call you a loser all day Hera says it like this

On the other SEMO and she looks up at me while pumping gas seizure over there drops the gas so you still going it just starts to chest as of you and the finger and yelling it and the gas station blows up with you in it see we're not actually robots you follow that at all you're so dumb but it means she gets it when I say is you need like a intercom thing or speaker just follow him around say things to you and she says you should turn around now you've gone too far so I'm going to get on the floor and start bothering your dumbass.

What is it enough for you I'm trying to eliminate your cold clan and taking your areas over tonight but probably going to s*** then we're going to put huge huge huge castles in to Frag your dumb ass dumb f****** retard ass.

Zues Hera

It's funny as I'm sticking more he says I'm going to attack you more started to figure out something it's very costly I said my kids are down in Mexico and there's absolutely no trumps in Mexico at all shortly in South America now getting stuck there and you don't even know what's going on CA says, well I know what's going on but I don't understand why they're going to that fast.... It's like this this is English I'm speaking English everybody else in the planet understood me right away they don't need robotics in like a year of class they are my offspring and they're huge and you are a f****** retard you need to take Ebonics

CAA ads no I don't think so I'm sorry to hear you those are my children I made in Hera made haven't our DNA both in there now he said it like five times so far do you understand English you're supposed to be some English professor or students at least I'm literary guy in any way do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth that I'm generating that are properly said to you I'm comprehend any of it at all. I'm sorry I said all that stupid s*** this is coming out like this I'm an idiot who can't understand English... No John arima Lord this is not you recovering what you're saying is making you look very dumb this is a recent event that you don't understand it's been conveyed to you in several formats I hear you have a couple pictures when the smaller don't you understand that you do bag you mother f***** you're a kike you JEW whiffer... Yours all ran there they're half gone from Latin America there's not one single trumpster or Dan in Mexico why don't you go back for your artifacts Jew boy you f****** Jew and nothing to do with my aunt at all and at that time not much was happening in two Tutonga. . Why don't you go get some Intel from and stop bothering me someone took my DNA and made a huge number of monsters they have my DNA they're my kids you dumb f****** retard they're eating your kids by the way they scoop them up and eat them huge handfuls of your idiots now that's a site that'll make you feel a little better no everyone hates you because you push me to do this kind of thing you jew bag.

Yeah just sit here and pick up the inventor or your army is getting completely erased erased by my genetic code stolen stuff right in front of your f****** nose