#A storm in the early BC/BCE I'd be crying too

[thatoneluckybee]

😭😭😭😭😭??? I barely go 2 church and I have the memory of a fly.... Wdym 😭😭😭

I'm gatekeeping

#HEHEHEH #i make references to everything forever too often #Like to everything. #Okay but I'm bored and have a few minute in class I will explain the obscure reference ONCE #Asks #So it's. A Bible story where I don't remember too much but there's a storm. Everyone is losing their minds. Obviously. They are on a boat i #A storm in the early BC/BCE I'd be crying too #They see some dude just. Chilling in the water. WHY IS JESUS STANDING CALMLY ON THE WATER? I DONT KNOW HE FELT LIKE IT I GUESS #There's a dude named Peter known for being nice but also causing problems. Jesus says “Hey calm down it's just me” Peter does NOT BUY IT #So Peter says that if it's really you let me walk on the water too! And Jesus says sure cmon #And Peter does it and it's cool and then the absolute fool notices it's windy and starts freaking out again and FALLS #and Jesus who is just trying to do his thing on the water has to grab this screaming child because he got scared of the wind. The wind. #I don't know why I've always found that one funny. Like a little kid on a bicycle who stops peddling and flops over #It's silly #kirexa #I should really stop making vague references to random asks or in the tags of posts nobody understands them but that's part of the fun