#ALSO I FORGOT YOU SAID DARKNESS INC AND LIKE. NOW IM JUST IMAGING XEMNAS AND ANSEM CO-OWN LUXORD

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Darkness Inc has a restaurant on level 13 of their probably-more-than-thirteen-story company building. Employees don't have to pay full price for their meals as long as they wave their ID to the waiter (their discount depends on their rank). Most people spend their lunch breaks here. This is also where the-KH-equivalent-to-christmas is held (considering Halloween Town I assume it's just Dark Christmas). Luxord is the bartender and will stop whatever he's doing to play cards. It'd bad for business but he hasn't been fired because no one else in the entire building has any knowledge on mixology. I'd imagine on birthdays they order cakes from the bakery but Riku insists on picking up the cakes himself cause he doesn't want Sora getting lost on the 7th floor or something and then being coerced into joining Young Xehanort's pyramid scheme (cough cough DDD)

luxord absolutely promises newbies to the bar that if they can beat him in a game of cards he'll give them a free drink and it surprisingly brings in a lot of business; luxord has a NASTY win streak and a lot of people are determined to win just ONE game against him if not for the drink then for bragging rights

riku definitely goes to the bakery personally for any and all orders no matter how big or small. he doesn't trust sora to deliver things personally because of Aforementioned Reasons and he really doesn't want anyone talking to him because he knows how wack his co-workers are. also it's just a nice getaway from the building even if it's only like ten minutes

#intern riku au #snap chats #k but its CRIMINAL we havent mentioned luxord yet i love him dearly #he's my favorite card player like bro he literally just here to vibe #doesnt know shit about what anyones really doing at xemnas's company he's just there to play cards and serve drinks #he hears things every now and then but that ain't his business he'll stay in his lane #he IS suspicious of xigbar the most though but that's only cause he cheated to win a drink from him once so he's on high alert #maleficent has definitely teased riku about how he always insists on going to the bakery himself #he been doing that since she brought him into the company (oh yeah that was a thing i talked bout with a fam a bit ago) #at first she was just 'oh he's just dedicated' but now she's just 'Oh :)' #ALSO I FORGOT YOU SAID DARKNESS INC AND LIKE. NOW IM JUST IMAGING XEMNAS AND ANSEM CO-OWN LUXORD #bro really goes from building to building just to give out drinks he's THAT good #he's the only one from xemnas's team to regularly go to ansem's thats so funny