#And he's a banite which is like my fucking kryptonite

[morgana-ren]

I hate to say it, lads, but Gortash is kinda hot in a really dastardly way.

#Baldur's gate 3 spoilers #And he's a banite which is like my fucking kryptonite #I actually had a theory that the dead three were going to be behind it on patch 3 of early access #but I had my own reasons for that #I know a lot about bane unfortunately #there's a reason I always say stupid shit like 'i swear to bane' or 'bane knows' #What can I say #Im attracted to reprehensible powermad bastards #and Banites are that with absurdly good fashion #he is so fucking gross and I can read him like a book and know what he's going to do #but my god the possibilities #he looks like a guy cosplaying noctis from FF and I'm still attracted #god i am pathetic